Author Topic: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)  (Read 2916 times)

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BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« on: December 19, 2006, 12:24:39 am »
From my cousin Julie in Portland

"Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow-Jobs Anymore"

"That's O.K. I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway"

Of Course It Hurts. You're Getting Screwed By an Elephant"

Whose God Do You Kill For?"

"George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight"

"Bush: God's Way Of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap"

"Dubya, Your Dad Should Have Pulled Out Too"

"Bush Doesn't Care About White People Either"

"Is It Vietnam Yet?"

"We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Killl Them"

"Where are We Going, and Why are We In This Handbasket?"

"When Bush Took Office, Gas was $1.46"

"Bush Never Exhaled"

"At Least Nixon Resigned"

"The Repiblican Party: Our bridge to the 11th century"



get 'em before they're deleted!
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Re: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2006, 03:30:29 am »
Have to add one-I laughed all the way home from the market

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Re: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2006, 11:06:31 am »
"We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Killl Them"
;D   I saw this one in the parking lot at work a few weeks ago.   When will they ever learn!        :-\
When you put people in charge of the government who are committed to proving that it doesn't work, you can be sure that they will cause it to not work.

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Re: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2006, 06:41:02 pm »
How about this?

I need to find a florist who can send two Bushes to Iraq


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Re: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2006, 10:21:00 pm »
Have to add one-I laughed all the way home from the market

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Re: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2006, 04:11:35 am »
These are really good.

One I would add is

"Who Would Jesus Bomb?"

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Re: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2006, 09:44:51 pm »
Ellemeno--I love that one.

Is that tagline from the PERFORMANCE thread?
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"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: BUMPERSTICKERS! (BUSH SUPPORTERS, DO NOT READ)
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2006, 04:31:17 am »
Ellemeno--I love that one.

Is that tagline from the PERFORMANCE thread?

Yes.  From one pf the best parts of it.