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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #260 on: April 24, 2015, 11:33:29 am »
Ennis: Nay, my begetters self-exhiled. Aye, there existed but a single sinuosity in a 14-league spanse of byway, and they had the misfortune to circumvent it. The usurers expropriated the estate; hence, my elder siblings fostered my sojourn to manhood. 

Jack: Shite. 'Tis indeed a formidable adversity.

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #261 on: April 25, 2015, 07:32:58 pm »
"Mother....Mother, thou needest provide me, thy fair offspring, with coloring sticks."
"You got a better idea?"   "I did once."

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #262 on: April 26, 2015, 01:46:53 pm »
Bumping one of my all-time favorites:

Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?

Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would.

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #263 on: April 11, 2016, 03:45:09 pm »


Aguirre:  "No. No! Definitely, absolutely not, you insistent individual!"

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #264 on: April 11, 2016, 04:21:00 pm »


Lureen:  "Thou pledged the sorority of the sluts of the thrice delta?  I inhabited the much finer kappa phi collegiate abode myself."

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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #265 on: April 11, 2016, 04:36:07 pm »

   
Jack: "Quaint interjection expressing joy or exuberance often associated with bovine wranglers of the American West."



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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #266 on: April 11, 2016, 04:47:43 pm »

   
Alma: "Jack Twist?  Jack Contemptible! You didst not travel to the mountainous regions to angle, but rather to engage in buggery!"

Ennis:  "You are most heartily mistaken!"




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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #267 on: April 11, 2016, 05:09:58 pm »

   
Lashawn:  "Lureen, we maids alone must become partners of the dance forthwith!
Our spousal units have neither the inclination nor the capacity for synchronized movement!"





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Re: Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback
« Reply #268 on: April 12, 2016, 11:22:16 am »

   
Mexican prostitute:  "Are you being served?"

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Re: Brokeback Slang.
« Reply #269 on: April 12, 2016, 11:24:48 am »


   
Alma:  "Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?"

Ennis:  "Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would."

(quotation from ellemeno)