Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback

[Rosestem]

Ennis: Nay, my begetters self-exhiled. Aye, there existed but a single sinuosity in a 14-league spanse of byway, and they had the misfortune to circumvent it. The usurers expropriated the estate; hence, my elder siblings fostered my sojourn to manhood. 

Jack: Shite. 'Tis indeed a formidable adversity.

[coffeedrinkintexan]

"Mother....Mother, thou needest provide me, thy fair offspring, with coloring sticks."

[southendmd]

Bumping one of my all-time favorites:

Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?

Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would.

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Aguirre:  "No. No! Definitely, absolutely not, you insistent individual!"

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Lureen:  "Thou pledged the sorority of the sluts of the thrice delta?  I inhabited the much finer kappa phi collegiate abode myself."

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Jack: "Quaint interjection expressing joy or exuberance often associated with bovine wranglers of the American West."

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Alma: "Jack Twist?  Jack Contemptible! You didst not travel to the mountainous regions to angle, but rather to engage in buggery!"

Ennis:  "You are most heartily mistaken!"

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Lashawn:  "Lureen, we maids alone must become partners of the dance forthwith!
Our spousal units have neither the inclination nor the capacity for synchronized movement!"

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Mexican prostitute:  "Are you being served?"

[southendmd]

   
Alma:  "Husband mine, wouldst thou takest thine hankie to perform ablutions upon thine firstborn's nasal secretions?"

Ennis:  "Wouldst that I were thricely-appendaged, with all my heart, aye, I would."

(quotation from ellemeno)