Brokeback Slang, a.k.a. Much Ado About Brokeback

[isabelle]

Ennis: "This relationship we have started is only in passing."

Jack: "No one but us needs to kow about it"

Ennis:"You know, I am not one to engage in sex with men"

Jack:" God almighty, neither am I!"

[DeeDee]

Ennis: "This relationship we have started is only in passing."

Jack: "No one but us needs to kow about it"

Ennis:"You know, I am not one to engage in sex with other men"

Jack:" God almighty, neither am I!"

LOL...You people are too funny

[Chaplin_fan]

"...if we're together, and this thing grabs hold of us, in the wrong place, the wrong time....we're dead"

If our overwhelming desire for one another consumes us to the point where we come together and are seen by others while passionately embracing, with probing tongues, we will be murdered.

[Sheyne]

Although I have observed the habit of a woman to apply makeup to her proboscis before attending a social function, I am thoroughly bemused by her predilection to engage in same before leaving the function. She is only leaving the function to perambulate to her residence to slumber!

I cannot contribute an educated opinion. And should I thus wish to become educated, I am afraid I would not receive co-operation from my spouse as she is most always communicating with such verbal rapidity as to make me unable to interrupt to inquire for an explanation of feminine customs.

She is a woman of spirit.

[sparkle_motion]

Thanks, Isabelle!

And Sparkle, I have to tell you that I read this one Thursday afternoon and thought, "What the --?" Completely stumped. Finally, after three hours of driving (and thinking about -- well, what else?) I suddenly got it and laughed.

I am encouraging you to press the flesh of my lower appendages, you figure of a person or an animal manipulated by a ventriloquist.

Oh. I suck so much. I thought it was hilarious and wondered why no one else thought it was funny! I feel stoopit!
"I'm tryin' to get a foot rub, dummy."

I see the problem. It looks like I started channeling The Coneheads.

[Ellemeno]

I am encouraging you to press the flesh of my lower appendages, you figure of a person or an animal manipulated by a ventriloquist.

Sparkle, I got it right away and loved it right away.  I love them all.  It feels like it would be intrusive and repetitive to keep saying that.  I love them all and hope everyone keeps em coming!!

[silkncense]

Ennis:  Your expression leads me to believe you have a comment to make.  Please proceed.

[isabelle]

Ennis:  Your expression leads me to believe you have a comment to make.  Please proceed.

Great one! Wonderful Ennis: he can say so much in so few words!

[Ray]

As Jack sits alone in the dark on the mountain tending the sheep, a glow is seen from Ennis' campfire in the valley

= "But soft!  What light through yonder window breaks?"

[DeeDee]

Oh. I suck so much. I thought it was hilarious and wondered why no one else thought it was funny! I feel stoopit!
"I'm tryin' to get a foot rub, dummy."



Don't feel stoopid...When I realized what that was, I laughed for 2 days..