Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

well according to Alan Jackson...It's 5 o'clock SOMEWHERE

so throw a steak on the grill and lets eat!

Show me that picture of your bar-b-que unit one more time, Jess, and I won't have to take my appetite suppresent pill!      I'll pass on dinner, thanks all the same  

[David In Indy]

Cody: "well SOMEONE has to be the macho one around here!"

Well, Cody is definately more macho than I am; and he's gay too!

I'm serious. Several male dogs have jumped my backyard fence and Cody goes after them EVERY SINGLE time.... and he's been neutered. Can you imagine what it would be like if he still had his "equipment".

Yes. I have a gay dog. Like father, like son! 

[David In Indy]

                             

Some things are universal!!!!  

Ain't THAT the truth Kerry?

I do believe some things are indeed universal.

[David In Indy]

well according to Alan Jackson...It's 5 o'clock SOMEWHERE

so throw a steak on the grill and lets eat!

YUCK! 

I do believe this is a real picture, ya'll! Look closely... that charcoal has been lit!

It's all black and burned. Who in the world would ever barbeque in a toilet?     

It takes all kinds, I guess. 

[injest]

Well, Cody is definately more macho than I am; and he's gay too!

I'm serious. Several male dogs have jumped my backyard fence and Cody goes after them EVERY SINGLE time.... and he's been neutered. Can you imagine what it would be like if he still had his "equipment".

Yes. I have a gay dog. Like father, like son! 

well we have a pack of neutered dogs too....but there is one here that is either gay or making the best of a bad situation cause he's  ALWAYS got a dog on him...It is plumb embarrassing to have guests over....

[David In Indy]

well we have a pack of neutered dogs too....but there is one here that is either gay or making the best of a bad situation cause he's  ALWAYS got a dog on him...It is plumb embarrassing to have guests over....

I've always wondered why those other dogs keep jumping MY backyard fence! I think they can't keep away from Cody. This tells me not only is Cody gay, but those other dogs are too!

Hell, the whole WORLD is gay! Let's celebrate and party!

<David turns on stereo and dances on the coffee table to YMCA by "The Village People">

[dot-matrix]

Yep my Bailey says all the jocking for top dog status gives her a headache (she has 3 brothers and 1 sister..Rico, Studly, Elvis and Coco  )

[Kerry]

Well, Cody is definately more macho than I am; and he's gay too!

I'm serious. Several male dogs have jumped my backyard fence and Cody goes after them EVERY SINGLE time.... and he's been neutered. Can you imagine what it would be like if he still had his "equipment".

Yes. I have a gay dog. Like father, like son!  

                                            

[Kerry]

I've always wondered why those other dogs keep jumping MY backyard fence! I think they can't keep away from Cody. This tells me not only is Cody gay, but those other dogs are too!

Hell, the whole WORLD is gay! Let's celebrate and party!

<David turns on stereo and dances on the coffee table to YMCA by "The Village People">

I'd like to see that!   

[dot-matrix]

Dottie they are such cute little puppies. I think they are Pomeranians. When I retire, I plan to get two Pomeranians - a black one and a ginger one -  just like in your picture. I'm going to call the black one Jack and the ginger one Ennis. Looking at that picture, though, I don't think I'm going to be able to wait for retirement. I think I've fallen in love with those lil puppies. 

Oh Kerry you gotta go get Jack and Ennis and bring them home.  There is nothing like a couple of dogs in the house.  Well actually I have 5 (mad woman that I am) golden retrievers but I gotta have someplace to put all my pent up maternal frustration