The Studs 'n Spurs Bar & Grill

[MaineWriter]

OK Leslie - here goes

You were right - We are addin wine (white or red) ta the menu - But don't be confusin us with no "drinks" that have wine at the base. You want a drink that mixes wine with orange juice, then order both! I'll serve wine, not mixed drinks!

Ya happy?

Very happy Sheriff! Maybe you'll allow me to make some suggestions for the wine list? Perhaps I could be your sommelier?

L

[Scott6373]

Oh man...wine?  This gonna be one of them fruity places now?  

[injest]

Very happy Sheriff! Maybe you'll allow me to make some suggestions for the wine list? Perhaps I could be your sommelier?

L

HEY!!

Roland is TRYING to run a family place here! don't be coming in here talking dirty!!!

 

[Sheriff Roland]

Very happy Sheriff! Maybe you'll allow me to make some suggestions for the wine list? Perhaps I could be your sommelier?

L

Ma whut?

When it comes ta alcoholic beverages - I want you ta remember the K.I.S.S. rule, OK!

Now I gotta go!

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date

[injest]

Oh man...wine?  This gonna be one of them fruity places now?  

next thing ya know there will be ferns everywhere....FERNS, SAM, FERNS!!!

(the funniest Cheers episode ever IMO)

[MaineWriter]

Oh man...wine?  This gonna be one of them fruity places now?   

Only when you are hanging around the bar, cowboy...

L

[injest]

ok I have to go too...so until we can get a Bettermostian to take over the hosting duties (Thanks to Marlene for covering our evening shift!!) I have asked James to take over the hosting temporarily (I can do without him on the ranch today)



Ya'll be nice to him....he is not used to being a host...

(does love to dance though if anyone wants to fire up the jukebox)

[MaineWriter]

Ma whut?

Monsieur Le Sheriff, j'ai pensé que vous avez parlé français!

Sommelier = wine steward.

L

[MaineWriter]

Uh, James...James....over here, please.....

[Scott6373]

Uh, James...James....over here, please.....

Hands off sister...this one is MINE