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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
David In Indy:
--- Quote from: injest on August 23, 2007, 11:37:37 pm ---these are great...I am not familiar enough to have seen the individual show you are talking about...but I know the characters and I can just hear Ray's dad!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
--- End quote ---
I've got hundreds of them Jess! I can keep going all night! :laugh:
Oh, and I'm loving your Cheers thread. But I can't remember all the funny lines from the show. But I'm remembering many of them as I read all those posts! :laugh:
David In Indy:
Ray and Robert start laughing at Marie when she takes a Sucret for her sore throat and then notices a couple of them are missing from the box....
Marie: Okay. Keep laughing. One of these days you'll turn around and I won't be here.
(Ray turns completely around)
Ray: Not today!!
:laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Marie, after she realizes the sculpture she made closely resembles a part of the "female anatomy"....
Marie: "Oh my God. I'm a lesbian. "
:laugh: :laugh:
dot-matrix:
Debra Barone: Ray, don't you say one more word or I'm gonna send your mother back in here to smack the crap out of you.
David In Indy:
Ray loses $2,300 to Frank in a poker game. When he arrives home, he doesn't want to tell Debra how much he actually lost...
Debra: Why are you home so late?
Ray: Because I won a lot of money.
Debra: Oh.
Ray: Then I lost some.
Debra: How much?
Ray: Not enough to lose sleep over honey.
(Ray heads into the bathroom and starts brushing his teeth. Debra follows him into the bathroom.)
Debra: You didn't lose a hundered dollars did you?
Ray: Nooooooo...... hundreds.....
Debra: How many hundreds?
Ray: tweffkt tfkt.
Debra: What?
Ray: tweffkt tfkt.
Debra: Ray! How many hundreds did you lose?
(Ray removes the toothbrush from his mouth)
Ray: Twenty three.
Debra: You lost twenty three hundred dollars to your father?
Ray: Yes, but don't worry. We'll get it back.
Debra: When?
Ray: When he dies.
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