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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
David In Indy:
Nope! You had a very good idea Jess. I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea! :)
injest:
these are great...I am not familiar enough to have seen the individual show you are talking about...but I know the characters and I can just hear Ray's dad!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
injest:
--- Quote from: David on August 23, 2007, 11:36:24 pm ---Nope! You had a very good idea Jess. I hope you don't mind me borrowing your idea! :)
--- End quote ---
NO! not at all! It fits perfectly!
David In Indy:
Ray and Robert are driving home from a failed attempt to meet the New York Mets. Ray didn't want to bring Robert along because he says Robert's feet stink.
Robert and Ray have just finished arguing with each other, and Robert reclines his car seat, takes off his shoes and places his feet up on the dashboard of Ray's car. Ray is driving, and tries very hard to ignore Robert's stinky feet, but then the smell hits him....
Ray: "We must have... we must have hit a skunk that crawled out the ass of another skunk."
David In Indy:
Debra keeps shifting over to Ray's side of the bed and it's keeping Ray awake. Finally, he gets up and slides Debra back over to her side of the bed using the bottom sheet to move her. When he gets back into bed, Debra once again slides over. Ray keeps wiggling away from her and finally he falls off the side of the bed and hits the floor with a loud "THUD".
Debra (groggy and talking in her sleep): Ray, did you hear that?
:laugh: :laugh:
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