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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
David In Indy:
While painting Ray's house, Robert loses control of the power paint sprayer and accidently spray paints Marie. Frank walks by and points to Marie...
Frank: That's gonna need a second coat.
:laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Ray, who is desperate to find something to help Debra's bad mood during her PMS, brings home a bottle of pills he picked up at the drug store and shows them to Debra....
Ray: While I was out today I got you something. I really want to help you feel better, and this should help take care of all your symptoms.
Debra: (looks at the bottle of pills) Except for bitchy, right Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Debra: I mean there's nothing in here for BITCHY!
Ray: You probably need a prescription for bitchy.
David In Indy:
Debra: (to Ray) You listen! If my parents burned down an orphanage on Christmas Eve, they wouldn't be half as bad as YOUR parents!
(Debra drops the turkey on the ground, picks it up, drops it again, picks it back up and throws it into the oven and then storms out of the kitchen.)
Ray: (to himself) I always wondered where the flavor came from.
David In Indy:
Frank and Marie are arguing about the lights and ornament placement on the Christmas tree.
Marie: Didn't that fire teach you anything, you MANIAC!
Frank: (holding a string of Christmas lights) Hey! Do me a favor. Stick your toe in the water and twist this bulb right here!
David In Indy:
It is Christmas morning and Ray (only in his underpants) and Debra are fooling around in the living room, hugging and kissing each other. Suddenly Robert, Marie and Frank walk through the front door, and Ray quickly grabs the Christmas wreath and holds it in front of his "private area"....
Robert: Nice. We usually hang ours on the door.
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