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Favorite Lines From "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Shasta542:
Last night---paraphrased:
Ray--Deborah--you deserve all the love that the ocean can hold.
Dad--snickers.
Marie--Frank, I thought it was nice---why can't you say romantic things like that?
Frank--All right. Marie, I wish....you were in the ocean.
Haha -- he's so mean, but in a funny kinda way. :P
Shasta542:
--- Quote from: David on August 30, 2007, 02:51:27 am ---It is Christmas morning and Ray (only in his underpants) and Debra are fooling around in the living room, hugging and kissing each other. Suddenly Robert, Marie and Frank walk through the front door, and Ray quickly grabs the Christmas wreath and holds it in front of his "private area"....
Robert: Nice. We usually hang ours on the door.
--- End quote ---
;D :laugh: ;D :laugh:
mvansand76:
--- Quote from: David on August 26, 2007, 12:40:08 am ---While painting Ray's house, Robert loses control of the power paint sprayer and accidently spray paints Marie. Frank walks by and points to Marie...
Frank: That's gonna need a second coat.
:laugh: :laugh:
--- End quote ---
I loooooooove Frank!
David In Indy:
Glad ya'll are enjoying this!! :D
Here's another one....
Robert thinks he has finally found the woman of his dreams......
..... until Ray spies her eating a fly
and then chasing it down with a glass of red wine....
Ray (to Robert): She's NOT the one!!
Robert: What?
Ray: Listen! I saw something that I have to tell you, because you have to know and because I SAW it!
Robert: What are you talking about?
Debra: What did you see Ray?
Ray: Angela ate the fly!
Debra: WHAT?
Robert: What do you mean?
Ray: The fly that was flying around... Angela killed it, it fell on the table, she put it in a napkin, and then SHE AAAAATE IT!
Debra: What the HELL are you doing Ray?
Robert: Yeah man, what is your problem?
Ray: I'm telling you, I saw that woman eat a FLY!
Debra: Oh she did NOT! You must have seen something else.
Ray: What, then? What did I see?
Debra: I don't know! Maybe it was a crouton or something.
Ray: A FLYING crouton?
Debra: Are you drunk?
Ray: Look, I'm trying to help him!
Robert: How is this supposed to help me?
Ray: Robert, I'm doing what any brother would do and if you see Debra eat a fly, I want you to tell me right away!
Debra: She did NOT eat a fly!
Ray: YES!!!!!!!
Robert: Just a second Raymond. Because what I REALLY think you are saying is "Uh oh. Robert found someone special, someone so special that she might actually be the one". But because you're such a sniveling, little insecure man, you'll do ANYTHING to keep me from having what you have!
Ray: SHE ATE A FLY!!!!
:laugh: :laugh:
David In Indy:
Frank and Marie accidently back their car through the living room wall of Ray and Debra's house.
Frank climbs out of the car and dusts himself off. Then Marie climbs out of the driver's seat and looks at Ray and Debra....
Marie (to Ray): This is your father's fault.
:laugh: :laugh:
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