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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3890 on: October 03, 2008, 10:29:24 am »
Morning,

yes the invisible fence collars do work on humans, and you would have laughed even more if you had seen hs face, or mine, I was doubled up on the front drive, in hysterics, I laughed so much it made my teeth ache.

Thank goodness he did not go with his first option which was round his groin.!!!!!!

Gifted, yeah right !!!!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3891 on: October 03, 2008, 10:44:43 am »
Thank goodness he did not go with his first option which was round his groin.!!!!!!

 :o :o :o :o :o



Ok, I felt a shock just thinking of it.   :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3892 on: October 04, 2008, 01:19:03 pm »

Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!



Hope y'all are having a great weekend!






I'm seeing Madonna tonight, should be happy, but right now, I'm paranoid.

:D :D :D :D



Last night I went into the basement, and found Blaze fooling around with something.  I picked him to to find a wasp on the floor.  I got a shoe, and squased and flushed it.

Everyone knows how I feel about bees, wasps, and hornets.  :D

I came into the basement today, and once again, Blaze was fooling around with something.  When I picked him up, he had found another wasp.  Killed it, flushed it.

Now, that means there's a nest somewhere down here.  I'm not happy!

>:(



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3893 on: October 04, 2008, 01:24:26 pm »
Wasps!! Are you allergic? Don't get stung before the concert!

Have fun tonight, Chuck. Who's going? How far away is the venue?

I've been out this morning, and----there are dozens of yard sales going on--there was a BAR-B-Q cook-off one town over, so I guess it was just a good day for sales. Do you like yard sales, Chuck? I stopped at just one--not many bargains there.

OK!!! Hope the wasps are gone soon. And we'll be waiting to hear your account of the concert.  :)
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3894 on: October 04, 2008, 01:43:04 pm »
Wasps!! Are you allergic? Don't get stung before the concert!


No, I'm not allergic.  I've been stung before.  However, I am scared to death of them!

lmao!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3895 on: October 04, 2008, 01:51:41 pm »

No, I'm not allergic.  I've been stung before.  However, I am scared to death of them!

lmao!

Well, their stings really hurt! I think it was a wasp that stung David not long ago and his foot swelled and hurt---it stung him more than once.

Did you have "sweat bees" when you were a kid? I say kid because that's when I'd get stung by the little critters---as a kid out playing. I never see them anymore.
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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3896 on: October 04, 2008, 02:03:34 pm »
Did you have "sweat bees" when you were a kid? I say kid because that's when I'd get stung by the little critters---as a kid out playing. I never see them anymore.

sweat bees?  Never heard of them.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3897 on: October 04, 2008, 02:28:53 pm »
sweat bees?  Never heard of them.

LOL. They probably never came that far north.  ;D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweat_bee

I don't care what that article says, it hurt when they stung ya! They'd mostly get in your armpit, then when you put your arm down---OUCH!!!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3898 on: October 04, 2008, 02:31:43 pm »
OMG, i've never heard of them!


ewww.....I'd never go outside!

bleh!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #3899 on: October 04, 2008, 02:42:58 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Just don't sweat when you go out!

Anyway--how are you gonna get to the Madonna concert?

And remember---your wasps are on the inside.  :o
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