
Just had mom tell me a funny story. 
Apparently in her pre-school class is a little boy who has recently realized the "pleasure" of holding himself, if you know what I mean.  

So he does it frequently.

Yesterday, mom had this conversation with him:
Mom:  You're not doing your assignment the teacher gave out.
Boy:  I can't do it.
Mom:  Really?  Why not?
Boy:  Because I'm holding my penis.
Mom:  I see.  perhaps if you held your marker instead, you could do the assignment. 
 
 