Cellar Scribblings

[CellarDweller]

I rely on you for originality and thinking ouside the box ! Could have been baby powder and your excuse, getting your body baby soft for your lover ! Why  was it all over the car, well because your lover simply could not wait to get his hands on you !! 

My lover?

*looks around*

Well, where the hell is he?  I can't find him.   

[Kelda]

My lover?

*looks around*

Well, where the hell is he?  I can't find him.   

 

[CellarDweller]

Oh sure Kelda!  Laugh at my pain!

 

[optom3]

Here is something that might cheer you up. I am too technologically challenged to add a link but if you go to youtube and search Groove armada with Will Young, it is pretty cool.
Will young won Pop Idol a few years back, he is gay and gorgeous, with a GSOH and highly intelligent,sigh !! While you are on you tube check out Graham Norton and the  teapot blowing, also with Will Young. Graham is also gay and he makes me laugh like no one else. In fact why not check out a few of Norton's shows, he is a very close to the bone chat show(ish) host.
I LMAO at him, hope it eases your pain !!!!

[Mandy21]

My lover?

*looks around*

Well, where the hell is he?  I can't find him.   

I'm wondering where the hell he is, also, Chuck, cuz you certainly deserve a whole parade of them.  They'd be lucky to have you.

BTW, what does "slashy" mean???

[CellarDweller]

Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!

Whooo whooooo!

I booked my flights today for my trips this September! 

I'm very very excited now! 

Work is a little busy today, but I'm getting my things done!    That's always a good thing!

[CellarDweller]

Graham is also gay and he makes me laugh like no one else.  In fact why not check out a few of Norton's shows, he is a very close to the bone chat show(ish) host.
I LMAO at him, hope it eases your pain !!!!

 

I've seen a few of the skits on Norton's shows.  One was a microphone placed in a ladies room, and Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless speaking though the mic as women used the room.

Another had a "manaquin" with a speaker on it, set up in a bar.  Sandra Bernhard provided the voice that time.  LOL

[CellarDweller]

I'm wondering where the hell he is, also, Chuck, cuz you certainly deserve a whole parade of them.  They'd be lucky to have you.

I don't need a whole parade.  Just one who wants to hang around for the rest of his life, and likes it and puts a ring on it.

 

BTW, what does "slashy" mean???

Ok, that's a bit of an explaination.  LOL

Fan Fiction can often be turned into male erotic stories, usually involving two previously straight characters.  In the story description, a "slash" will be placed between the two names of the main characters.

Example:  "This is a story featuring Captian Kirk/Dr. Spock".

So fan fiction is often called "Slash Fiction" or "Slashy".

The sex scenes can get very detailed and intense, so when something is sexy sounding, it's "slashy".   So when you said:

Got a 40-inch over the weekend.  And managed to strain my back, taking it all in.

it made me say....."Oh, slashy"

got it? 

[Kelda]

Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!

Whooo whooooo!

I booked my flights today for my trips this September! 

I'm very very excited now! 

Work is a little busy today, but I'm getting my things done!    That's always a good thing!

Where you off to chuck?

[Mandy21]

it made me say....."Oh, slashy"

got it? 

okydoke -- i'm afraid i've never read the fan fiction here, but now i understand what you meant.  as you know, i have a rather strange sense of humor.