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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2890 on: July 06, 2007, 05:05:51 am »


Ennis folded Juniors green sweater
And smelled it to make him feel better.
He folded it nice and neat,
But accepted his defeat

             


                 



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2891 on: July 06, 2007, 02:36:12 pm »
Ennis folded Juniors green sweater
And smelled it to make him feel better.
He folded it nice and neat,
But accepted his defeat
and his tears made his pillow much wetter


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2892 on: July 06, 2007, 03:23:15 pm »

  Good one Chuckie

        Jack liked riding things with a low startle point



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2893 on: July 07, 2007, 11:28:20 am »
Jack liked riding things with a low startle point
and occasionally like to share a joint


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2894 on: July 07, 2007, 11:54:14 am »
Jack also liked riding Ennis his true love


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2895 on: July 07, 2007, 01:02:07 pm »



Jack liked riding things with a low startle point
and occasionally like to share a joint
Jack also liked riding Ennis his true love
With little help from up above



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2896 on: July 07, 2007, 07:42:12 pm »

Jack liked riding things with a low startle point
and occasionally like to share a joint
Jack also liked riding Ennis his true love
With little help from up above
he'd get a night that would not disappoint


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2897 on: July 07, 2007, 11:14:05 pm »
Alma saw her man kissing on his man


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2898 on: July 08, 2007, 12:15:00 am »



             Alma saw her man kissing on his man
             It was shocking and she didn't understand.



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2899 on: July 08, 2007, 06:30:51 pm »
Alma and Ennis divorced and she married Monroe


For how long? As long as we can ride it; ain't no reins on this one.