Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub,
Thinking: "where might this end up?"
she thought "I hope he does touch my assy!"   

This ending is of sheer poetic beauty, Chuck! 

[Pipedream]

New one! 

"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.

[Lumière]

"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling

[CellarDweller]

"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling
tried hard not to look

[Pipedream]

"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling
Tried hard not to look
But he was on the hook

[ifyoucantfixit]

"Damn!" thought Jack. But he just went on peeling.
He swallowed and sat still, but his mind kept on reeling
Tried hard not to look
But he was on the hook
He hoped Ennis would someday get this same feeling

[Delmardeb]

Jack fell off of the bull with a big thud

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack fell off of the bull with a big thud
He knew this rodeo round was a dud

[Kerry]

There was once a young coyote called Jed

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack fell off of the bull with a big thud
He knew this rodeo round was a dud
and he saw a young coyote called Jed
it reminded him of one Ennis killed dead