Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

Curiosity finally got the best of Jack!
"Is it good with a girl?" He got in the car's back...
He liked the direction she was going
And before long Lureen was showing
Him her boobs, and he nearly went black.

 

[Mikaela]

Anke, you beat me to it!  I was going to go for:

"him what happens when boobs attack!"

Seems we are on the same track, here!   

Uhm...guess I should start a new one instead:



"What are you waiting for", she said

[ifyoucantfixit]

What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
 




      

[Mikaela]

"What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
"No, for bluebirds to sing, -

[ifyoucantfixit]

What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
"No, for bluebirds to sing
finding a whiskey spring

[Mikaela]

"What are you waiting for", she said
A mating call, she inquired with dread?
"No, for bluebirds to sing
finding a whiskey spring,"
he though. "Yes, for Ennis to show in your stead!"

[Lumière]

Curiosity finally got the best of Jack!
"Is it good with a girl?" He got in the car's back...
He liked the direction she was going
And before long Lureen was showing
just how good she was in the sack!

 

[ifyoucantfixit]

         Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle.

[Pipedream]

Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle
And thereby flattened the coffee kettle

 

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack fell on his butt with a thud, and a rattle
And thereby flattened the coffee kettle
His butt was battered