Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

The sheep on the mountain were staring
At our boys butts they were baring
They thought: "bloody hell!
And they say that we smell!
It ain't right! But we shouldn't be swearing..."

 

[Lumière]

New round: 


I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,

[Ray]

I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more

[Pipedream]

I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine

[Ray]

I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
You give such good bean

[Pipedream]

I'll probably be back summer of sixty-four,
Of you my friend by then I'll need more
I'll miss your cuisine
You give such good bean
And make such a good butler outdoor!

 

[Lumière]

He'd never felt so sick in his life,

[Mikaela]

He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife,

[Pipedream]

He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do

[Mikaela]

He'd never felt so sick in his life,
and just as bad: He'd soon have a wife!
What the hell should he do,
knowing Jack's love was true