Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ThePirateBride]

The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed

[Lumière]

The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed.
They only came up for air when 'twas time to pee!



 

[Lumière]

ANother: 


"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth" 

[saucycobblers]

"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" 

[Lumière]

"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"   

[Lumière]

"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well??  Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!"   

[Lumière]

Looks like I'm gonna finish this one by myself..LOL


"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well??  Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!"
"Fine!  I warned ya" ... "ow..ow..OUCH!!!" 



Sorry..couldn't think of anything that rhymes with mouth/south ... 

[Pipedream]

New one:

He woke up with a top-grade headache

[Lumière]

He woke up with a top-grade headache,
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?"

[Pipedream]

He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?