Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Mikaela]

I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door

[David]

I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what?  Alma she knew!

[memento]

I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what?  Alma she knew!
He raced down to the Black and Blue,

[David]

I'll make him eat the phukin' floor,-
he screamed, - and then ran for the door
Now what?  Alma she knew!
He raced down to the Black and Blue,
Ennis couldn't hide his love for Jack any more.

[ThePirateBride]

Okay, David, that's good for another start!   

Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny"

[Snowflakes]

Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny

[Lumière]

Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.

[Mikaela]

Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Now listen, I'll lay down the law

[Lumière]

Ennis said "Jack, I'm so horny
And at the risk of sounding corny
You got the best-looking toosh I ever saw.
Now listen, I'll lay down the law
We walk this road together, 'tis our journey!


 

[ThePirateBride]

Marvelous!   More, more, more!   

Ennis learned the news via the US mail