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alec716:
--- Quote from: DeeDee on September 14, 2006, 01:14:34 pm ---LUREEN'S PASTIES:
&& Now our momma has come to save us from this blonde hoochie with the bad hairdo, and bring us back up on stage where we belong. %%
--- End quote ---
(( Overhearing this comment, a prone-to-being-righteously-aggrieved CHER shar peis sashays away from her love puppy DAVID TASSLE-HOFF
and makes inquiry of the impertinent Sacred Concert Tour Relics. ))
CHER (in a baritone which bespeaks her rich irritation at the interruption in her lustiness):
Excuse me, to exactly which blonde hoochie with the bad hairdo are you referring?
Keep up such CYNDI sinful talk and I'll LAUPER lop yer sequins off! You'll be on eBay before you know it!
(( Her rebuke delivered, CHER saunters back to her love nest du jour and continues helping DAVID TASSEL-HOFF get the wrinkles out of his, um, .... puppies.
Ray:
Hey! give back those pasties ya hag! Weren't you never taught to Cher? %%Bytch, where did she come from?! there goes mah game o' knuckles!%%
%% David Hasselhoff?! Now there's a real man! Here I am stuck with Jack bloody Frost in this cramped automobile and my childhood idol, Cher the queen if pasties and hair, and DH, my childhood fantasy, are hanging outside with a bucket. Oh Lord, why do you smythe me so?!
Daniel:
YOUNG JACK:
%% Who said anythin' about bein' sated? %%
((Jack somehow comes out of his traumatized state and manages to get up, barely making it to the bathroom before vomiting himself.))
%% Whatever that Lureen's got, its catchin'. Think I'll stay in today.%%
((Jack takes a long shower using soap vigorously, tries to gently remove the abrasive glue remains from his eyelids, and spends the rest of the day wonderin' where Ennis is. He gets out a piece of paper and starts to write.))
%% Dear Ennis.... Well, I've done it with a woman, I think. I mean I'm not for certain that it was a woman, nor am I hunnerd percent sure I did it either. The whole night was kinda a terrifyin' blur. I'm not certain what it was, but it weren't like bein' with you. I hain't seen ya in a few years now, and I don't know where you're at neither, but I hope ya know I'm thinkin' on ya. It's the only thing keepin' me sane...%%
((Jack begins to mull over what he just wrote, and then he thinks to the last time they saw each other and how bitterly they departed each other's company... He's overcome by a desperate sadness as he knows he'll never see Ennis.... He crumples up the note and throws it away.))
alec716:
(( Having learned from the print media that her appearance on the B.A.M. production is not universally beloved, CHER packs up her well-traveled Sacred Concert Tour Wig Trunk and prepares to leave the set. ))
(( However, after an international wave of celebrities and politicians, including former U.S. President BILL CLINTON and former U.S. First Lady and current U.S. Senator HILLARY CLINTON arrive on the B.A.M. set
to voice their support for CHER and to bolster her sagging... um, ego... CHER decides to stay. ))
Ray:
Hey Cher, you don't know me yet, but do ya wanna be mah bridesmaid? I's got me an inclin' that I's gonna be hitchin' up to ol' blue eyes at tha tip of a shotgun now he's gone an' hidden half his stash in me vault. He ain't much ta talk to I grant you, but man those buns o' steel. Them's speak volumes! So waddya say about bein' in me bridal party? There'll be fresh prawns at tha reception!
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