MONROE:(( Digs himself out from under all the velvet, by now feeling embarrassed as hell ))
** This is such an upside-down world, I'd better have myself some really stiff shots of whiskey soon. Perhaps that'll make me stay on my feet! If not, at least it'll calm my nerves!**
(( Looks up at ALMA, who's remained standing silent, unmoving, watching him intently, a quizzical expression on her face ))
** gulp **You're *beyond* sexy, angel dear. You make my knees go so weak, I've got no chance getting up from the floor. I'd just crumble on the floor and fall on my butt AGAIN! ((Pats the floor, voice soft and tender))
Please..... come here to me, dear? The curtains are so soft..... sit down right here next to me.....(( Notices something lying on the floor ))
Oh, and do you want a banana? ((Groans at the unintentional innuendo ))
** I
swear, I'll take a wow of silence! **
(( While ALMA inexplicably stands still and remains unresponsive despite her scorching looks, there's sudden commotion outside the window.))
Hey! The flying pigs are congregating outside the window to watch us! I just *knew* something would happen to botch my big seduction scenario. We can't get anything on with an oinking, panting, snuffling, staring audience! Oh, shoot!