**Celeste, with much love for your lyrics, I must point out how out of place it is at this point... considering that Ennis and Jack have not introduced themselves to each other yet! So perhaps we can hold on to it for a little bit.**
**I do have the opening musical number prepared, though. Ray, I'll need some help with photos for this...**
= to the tune of the "Jet Song" from West Side Story=
AGUIRRE:
When you tend the sheep, you'll pitch a pup tent!
You'll sleep with the sheep one-hundred percent!
When you tend the sheep and you see a coyote,
You'll shoot it on sight, but doooon't rooooock the boooooooat...
((Aguirre comes to a grand closing with the tune of "Jet Song" and without missing a beat moves into the tune of "Rock the Boat" by The Hues Corporation (the oldies song) along with the rest of his crew.))
AGUIRRE & CO.
Oh, to rock the boat, don't rock the boat, baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat-t-t-t-t...