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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2330 on: May 25, 2013, 09:21:15 am »


Ennis:  Aww, you're so cute!  I just wanna pet you!








Grumpy Cat:  If you wanna touch pussy, go see Alma.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2331 on: May 25, 2013, 09:30:09 am »



Want a cup of coffee, doncha?  Piece of cherry cake?









Grumpy Cat:  What would you know about fresh cherries?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2332 on: May 25, 2013, 09:48:23 am »




Momma I need crayons.









Grumpy Cat:  And a new hairstyle, better clothes, and a clue about your father.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2333 on: May 25, 2013, 01:00:50 pm »
Good ones, Chuck; I like them all! :)

Helga posted a Snoopy pic on FB and I just knew the fitting line:



Damn tents smell like cat-piss or worse!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2334 on: May 26, 2013, 10:00:04 am »
Love the BBM/Grumpy Cat crossover!!!   :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2335 on: May 26, 2013, 10:00:56 am »
Good ones, Chuck; I like them all! :)

Helga posted a Snoopy pic on FB and I just knew the fitting line:



Damn tents smell like cat-piss or worse!
:laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2336 on: June 02, 2013, 04:58:06 pm »



No matter how hard they tried,
some of the Kama Sutra stuff was just too damn impossible to achieve
 for non-Indians like Jack and Ennis.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2337 on: June 03, 2013, 04:32:39 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2338 on: June 04, 2013, 01:43:48 am »





Aguirre: You guys wasn't gettin paid to leave the dogs baby-sit the sheep
while you stemmed each other.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #2339 on: June 04, 2013, 08:13:51 am »


Alma Jr.:  Momma, is it true what they say about men with big feet?






Alma:  Shall I tell her to go ask Jack?


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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!