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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7850466 times)

Offline Toast

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"C" is clowns
« Reply #10650 on: January 29, 2007, 02:59:00 pm »
While the cowboy is doing his tricks, he has the ring; however as soon as he has been judged, it's time to send in the clowns.
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"D" is doubts
« Reply #10651 on: January 29, 2007, 03:10:14 pm »
Jimbo has doubts about Jack's offer of a beer; his policy is not to accept liquor from handsome cowboys.
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"E" is eyewitness
« Reply #10652 on: January 29, 2007, 03:21:29 pm »
The bartender, an eyewitness to Jack's failed pickup attempt, has a suggestion:  "Ever try calf-roping?"
« Last Edit: January 29, 2007, 03:28:25 pm by Fran »
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"F" is fixed
« Reply #10653 on: January 29, 2007, 03:32:29 pm »
In bull riding Jack has to stay on the bull for a  fixed time of eight seconds, keeping one hand off the bull, and the other hand on the rope circling the bull.  He is scored by the amount the bull bucks, and how well he rides the bucking animal.  Jack probably chose this event since you don't have to own a horse or fancy equipment.  Just a cowboy on a supplied bull, hoping not to get fixed in the process.
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"G" is glared
« Reply #10654 on: January 29, 2007, 03:35:42 pm »
In response to Jack's proposition, Jimbo glared suspiciously back at him.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2007, 04:18:52 pm by Fran »
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"H" is has
« Reply #10655 on: January 29, 2007, 04:14:12 pm »
Despite his best efforts, Jack has no luck with Jimbo.
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"I" is intended
« Reply #10656 on: January 29, 2007, 05:39:07 pm »
It seems that Jack intended to make a friendship with Jimbo; however Jimbo rejected the advance.

« Last Edit: January 29, 2007, 06:21:03 pm by Toast »
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"J" is joltingly
« Reply #10657 on: January 29, 2007, 05:57:21 pm »
Jimbo joltingly rejected Jack's advance.
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"L" is laughs
« Reply #10658 on: January 29, 2007, 06:23:57 pm »
Jack didn't think Jimbo the clown was a barrel of laughs when he turned down Jack's offer to buy him a drink.
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"M" is most
« Reply #10659 on: January 29, 2007, 06:29:56 pm »
Jimbo knows that his most important job is to protect the cowboys when they dismount from a bucking animal.  Sitting around drinking beer after beer with buddies will not enhance his usefulness to the cowboys.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2007, 06:35:19 pm by Toast »
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