The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[Meryl]

A cowboy intent upon becoming spiflicated in order to assuage the heightened emotions brought on by an impromptu conversation with his former spouse is advised to be especially heedful of the existence or non-existence of rapidly moving vehicles which may or may not be traversing the avenue immediately before the chosen establishment in which said spiflication is to be achieved, hence assuring his avoidance of any untoward consequences brought about by the near-fatal concussion of himself and one such object, followed by disagreeable language and even more disagreeable physical distress delivered by the occupant of the aforementioned object.

[southendmd]

When your cowboy ex-husband assists with the clearing of the Thanksgiving dinner plates, it is highly impolite to then accuse him of buggery, even if you truly believe it.  It is even more impolite to then defame his liaisionnaire by referring to him as  Mr. Nasty.

[Toast]

Ennis handles his horses well, and has no trouble unloading them from the trailer which he uses to transport them.   

• Cowboy Code #1:  Never touch another person’s horse or tack. Cowboys don’t touch or handle another man’s mount. Some ranch horses are hard to handle and the riders don’t want their animals disturbed by someone else. This policy also holds true when saddling and unsaddling a horse and loading or unloading a horse from the trailer.
  
  Saddles and tack are highly valued personal items that should be handled only by their owners. Sometimes the tack has repairs or riggings that must be handled in a special way. A cowboy makes his living in his saddle and an equipment failure can cause injury to him or his animal.   Cowboy Etiquette

[Meryl]

It being a common courtesy, when sharing primitive living conditions, to allow one's fellow campmate a modicum of privacy as he performs necessary ablutions, a cowboy may choose to prepare victuals while said ablutions are being performed; however, strict concentration is required when wielding sharp utensils, lest injury result.

[Fran]

While waltzing with the spouse of a potential "fishin' buddy," it is perfectly acceptable for a cowboy to look over the dance partner's shoulder to get a better look at the potential "fishin' buddy" just so long as conversation is maintained with the dance partner.  If the dance partner chatters like a squirrel, a polite nod every now and then will suffice.

[southendmd]

When confronted with an x-girlfriend's lachrymose protestations as to his recent whereabouts, a cowboy should respond sarcastically and continue to consume the fruited dessert of his choice.

[Toast]

Round Four - Oh - One

Ennis,
girls don't fall in love with fun.

[Toast]

Cassie accosts the tall handsome guy sitting and smoking alone as he heads for the mens room.

[Fran]

Ennis's ignoring of her messages bewilders Cassie and she lets him know it:  "I don't get you, Ennis del Mar." 

[memento]

Cassie threw Ennis a few curves when she tried to turn him around.