The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[southendmd]

Round 400! ! ! !
So, what have we learned?
A Cowboy Etiquette Round...

(An homage to John Gallagher)

[Meryl]

When one finds oneself looking up at a cowboy from a prone position while he is argumentatively inquiring whether you would care to be relieved of fifty percent of your fornicating dental appendages, the proper response is a polite "Not tonight, bud...I'd certainly rather not."




=Congratz=Playerz
On 400 Properly Appointed Rounds

[memento]

Congratulations, Players, on
 400 Wild and Wooly Rounds

[Toast]

The sheep branding for Brokeback Mountain was done with paint.

• Cowboy Code #12: Don’t brand another man’s cattle. Today, at a branding, the owner of the cattle brands the stock, or he designates a trustworthy person to do the work. This rule also applies to castrating, ear marking and vaccinating. This rule was started back when dishonest hands used their irons on calves that didn't belong to them. Don’t pick up a branding iron and try to help unless you’re asked. Several different irons might be in the fire and you might not know which iron goes on what animal.  Cowboy Etiquette

[Toast]

400 Rounds
Practise Makes Perfect!

[ProwlAmongUs]

Jack's slight smile and his invitation to come into the tent to sleep was a bit cunning on his part, and who could blame him?

[southendmd]

After having the pleasure of a dalliance with one's liaisonnaire in an establishment of hospitality named for a Mexican nap, it is customary to enumerate to one's cowboy lover how many times one has "wrung it out" whilst thinking of said cowboy, and to round it down to the nearest "hunderd".

=congrats= Players 
400 rounds and counting!  Aren't we just getting better?

=aside=Toast
Thanks for the real   cowboy etiquette link.

=aside= Tim
Welcome back to the madness.

=aside= Sandy 
The "DreamSheep" are priceless!

=aside= Meryl
"Fifty percent of your fornicating dental appendages":  brilliant!

[Fran]

Congratulations

on reaching 400!

We sure red-lined it through the last 100 rounds!

[Meryl]

On the rare occasions when one is strolling down a street and happens upon a cowboy kneeling in an alley, striking the wall repeatedly and making incoherent utterances, it is by no means proper etiquette to arrest one's steps and look pointedly in his direction.

[Toast]

A cowboy will not frighten the animals in his care, either with his harmonica, his horse, or his dogs.

• Wake a man by speech, not touch. A man startled in his sleep might come up with his gun in his hand.  Cowboy Etiquette

=aside= Paul
Ditto, AwShucks, ditto especially to Tim, ditto, ditto.