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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7855233 times)

Offline Toast

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"J" is joylessness
« Reply #8540 on: November 14, 2006, 02:00:04 pm »
Years of joylessness for Alma boiled over as she dressed Ennis down.   I wonder if the dressing is actually still in that turkey.

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Lee, this is a poor time to remind Alma of what she missed.
Lol.
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Offline southendmd

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"K" is kerfuffle's
« Reply #8541 on: November 14, 2006, 03:39:23 pm »
Regarding the Black and Blue Bar fight:  the kerfuffle's fierceness was remarkable.
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"L" is lavatory
« Reply #8542 on: November 14, 2006, 04:14:36 pm »
Sometimes Ennis's lavatory (urinal) was his kitchen sink!
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"M" is milky
« Reply #8543 on: November 14, 2006, 04:49:20 pm »
The milky beverage on Alma's Thanksgiving table was not served to Ennis with human kindness from Alma.
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"N" is napkins
« Reply #8544 on: November 14, 2006, 05:14:24 pm »
Alma's table was nicely set for the holiday meal with a lace tablecoth, cloth napkins, and a ceramic turkey decoration.
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"O" is olfactorily
« Reply #8545 on: November 14, 2006, 05:36:09 pm »
In failing to sniff out the truth about his wife's ex, Monroe must have been olfactorily challenged.

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Why, Toast? Clearly, Monroe was ithyphallic too!
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"P" is perkiness
« Reply #8546 on: November 14, 2006, 05:49:41 pm »
The only perkiness evident at Thanksgiving was Ennis's saddle bronc story.

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Monroe was olfactorily challenged? You mean he couldn't smell a rat?
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"Q" is quester
« Reply #8547 on: November 14, 2006, 06:02:42 pm »
Alma had ceased being a quester for a husband.  But was she content with the perkiness of Monroe?

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We  are confusing Monroes senses with his sense-abilitiies.

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"R" is rocked
« Reply #8548 on: November 14, 2006, 06:04:29 pm »
Alma certainly rocked the boat when she brought up the subject of Ennis' "fishing trips."
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"S" is strapping
« Reply #8549 on: November 14, 2006, 06:08:06 pm »
Strapping as Ennis was, he was no match for the karma that came his way on Thanksgiving.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2006, 06:11:51 pm by LauraGigs »
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