The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[Fran]

While shaving in Aguirre's parking lot, Jack has no idea that he will be driving over hillside and vale a couple of times a year for the rest of his life to be with the eye-catchingly handsome dude leaning against the trailer.

[Toast]

After shaving and wiping his face in Aguirre's parking lot, Jack was ready for the eye-catchingly handsome dude leaning against the trailer.

[memento]

After he had xfoliated his skin from shaving in Aguirre's parking lot, Jack was ready for the the eye-catchingly handsome dude leaning against the trailer.

=aside= players
That round was a cut above.

Please announce the next round.

[Toast]

Round 598
Don't I look great!!

Grooming with Lureen

[southendmd]

For years on years, Lureen accents her brunette locks with just a little blonde.

[Fran]

Does she or doesn't she... color her hair?  Only Lureen's beautician knows for sure, but the dark eyebrows are a clue.

[Toast]

Does she or doesn't she... have her hair colored?  Only Lureen's beautician knows for sure, but the dark eyebrows are a clue.

=aside= Fran
 

[Meryl]

Clearly, the naturally brunette Lureen dyes her hair blonder and blonder as the years pass.

[southendmd]

Does she or doesn't she... dye her hair?  Only Lureen's beautician knows for sure, but her eyebrows' color is a clue.

[memento]

Lureen wore false eyelashes that matched her eyebrows rather than her hair.