The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[memento]

Round 606!
What You Can't Stand You Have to Fix!!



More Fixin'

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[memento]

When your lover's absences are too long and too frequent, you wring it out a hunderd times thinkin' about him.
Very temporarily fixed.

[southendmd]

When your soon-to-be-intended's night fire looks like a beacon, you can have a smoke and wring it out.  Fixed!

[Fran]

When you feel nothing but ever-increasing resentment towards your connubial partner, you can get a divorce and move on with your life.  Fixed!

[memento]

When you don't have a high school diploma and don't like reading anything except Hamley’s saddle catalogue, you can show your intelligence by not needing an instruction manual for something you've never done before." Fixed.

[Meryl]

When you've et so many canned legumes you think you'll be able to travel up the mountain on your own power rather than on your horse, then tell the chief cook and grocery shopper "No more beans!"  Fixed!

[southendmd]

When you are literally and figuratively outed by your ex-wife, put your hat on backwards, storm out, and deal with your rage by having a quick dirty fight.  Fixed!

[memento]

When a stranger is staring at you because you're gagging in an alley and strking the wall repeatedly, you growl: "What the fuck are you looking at?" Fixed.

[Fran]

Enraged at being outed when your ex-wife brings up the hot-button issue of your apparently not-so-secret lover, put your hat on backwards, storm out, and deal with your emotions by having a quick dirty fight.  Fixed!

[southendmd]

When your ex-wife inflames Thanksgiving dinner with accusations of buggery, put your hat on backwards, storm out, and deal with your rage by having a quick dirty fight.  Fixed!