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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7992423 times)

Offline memento

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"U" is unsuitable
« Reply #15650 on: November 14, 2007, 08:04:17 am »
When you have been stuck in an unsuitable marriage, start suiting yourself by getting divorced and moving on with your life. Fixed!
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"V" is vaulting
« Reply #15651 on: November 14, 2007, 09:35:19 am »
When your handsome cowboy finally shows up after "four fuckin' years", try vaulting out the door, down the steps and into his arms.  Fixed!
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"W" is wordage
« Reply #15652 on: November 14, 2007, 01:13:24 pm »
Worried about how you're going to arrange clandestine rendezvous with your lover?  Communicate by postcard, using wordage related to fishing.  Fixed!
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"X" is xtravagances
« Reply #15653 on: November 14, 2007, 03:15:53 pm »
If you want more xtravagances in your life like an electric carving knife, marry the town grocer. Fixed!

Please announce round - or I'll be back later to do it.
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Round 608
« Reply #15654 on: November 14, 2007, 06:30:06 pm »
Round 608!
If it Ain't Broke Don't Fix It.



By popular demand - more fixin'.
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"A" is annals
« Reply #15655 on: November 14, 2007, 11:03:49 pm »
Brokeback Mountain has gone down in the annals of cinematic achievement as a groundbreaking film.
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"B" is budding
« Reply #15656 on: November 15, 2007, 01:02:04 am »
If you want to keep your budding romance with a handsome cowboy growing, avoid flowery phrases and "leaf" the rest to nature.  Fixed!
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"C" is commute
« Reply #15657 on: November 15, 2007, 01:15:54 am »
If your long commute is causing you grief, keep complaining till the camp tender offers to switch jobs with you.  Fixed!
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"D" is degree
« Reply #15658 on: November 15, 2007, 07:56:53 am »
When you have a college degree and were "Kappa Phi", but don't want to appear too intellectual, use double negatives in your speech such as: "Hhusbands don't never seem to want to dance with their wives."  Fixed!
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"E" is equestrian
« Reply #15659 on: November 15, 2007, 01:13:54 pm »
When your low-startle point horse crow-hops, make the best of it by giving your soon-to-be cowboy-lover a good equestrian show.  Fixed!
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