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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7992127 times)

Offline Meryl

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"F" is fast-approaching
« Reply #15660 on: November 15, 2007, 01:27:45 pm »
When you don't know how to handle the fast-approaching parting from your summer love, sock him in the jaw so he won't get any ideas that you're going to go all mushy over it.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: November 16, 2007, 01:27:10 am by Meryl »
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"G" is go-round
« Reply #15661 on: November 15, 2007, 01:38:54 pm »
When a heated go-round with your ex-wife has left you feeling mad as hell, put your hat on backwards, storm out, and have a quick dirty fight.  Fixed!
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Offline southendmd

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"H" is heady
« Reply #15662 on: November 15, 2007, 01:57:58 pm »
When feeling a little heady from too much whiskey, use your head and invite the nearest handsome cowboy for a snuggle.  Fixed!
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"I" is intruding
« Reply #15663 on: November 15, 2007, 04:02:19 pm »
When your wife is intruding on the time you have with your lover by asking you to buy her smokes, tell her to look in your shirt pocket and redine it to the nearest motel. Fixed!
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Offline Fran

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"L" is logically
« Reply #15664 on: November 15, 2007, 05:42:32 pm »
When your wife is wondering why your fishing buddy never drives down to Texas, logically explain that the Big Horn Mountains ain't in Texas.  Fixed!
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"M" is malice
« Reply #15665 on: November 15, 2007, 05:49:25 pm »
When a couple of nogoodniks with malice on their minds intrude on your little family gathering, simply kick 'em in the teeth.  Fixed!
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"N" is nogoodniks
« Reply #15666 on: November 15, 2007, 06:22:28 pm »
When a couple of nogoodniks with malice on their minds intrude on your little family gathering, simply kick 'em in the teeth.  Fixed!

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"O" is obtrusiveness
« Reply #15667 on: November 15, 2007, 06:40:20 pm »
When your little family gathering is being spoiled by the obtrusiveness of a couple of nogoodniks, proceed with a well-aimed kick.  Fixed!

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"P" is pondering
« Reply #15668 on: November 15, 2007, 06:46:44 pm »
While pondering how to approach a newly crowned rodeo queen, simply wait long enough so that the rich girl makes the first move.  Fixed!
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"R" is riches
« Reply #15669 on: November 15, 2007, 06:54:58 pm »
When wondering how to seize an opporunity to go from rags to riches, simply wait long enough so that the rich girl makes the first move.  Fixed!
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