The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)

[southendmd]

Round 720!

Cowboy Etiquette, Take 2

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0rTV6kU-HQ[/youtube]

The Hackamore brothers say:
"...Just remember:  never, at the dining table, would you ever serve up family secrets."

[Meryl]

Aspiring buckaroos would do well to sit at the feet of the Hackamore brothers to absorb their wisdom, especially their oft repeated message: "Never squat on your spurs!"

[Fran]

When misfortune or adversity befalls him -- be it the stench from 42 lightning-zapped sheep or a fall from a horse -- the experienced buckaroo knows that plenty of whiskey will make things all better.

[memento]

When a shy buckaroo wants to get on the good side of his fellow buckaroo, cracking jokes about his harmonica playing will surely get him to crack a smile.

[southendmd]

The well-mannered buckaroo knows it takes a deft hand to peel potatoes whilst pretending not to look at a nearby buckaroo in the buff.

[Fran]

A high-time supper by a fire, followed by a quart of whiskey shared with a handsome conversationalist, will surely enrapture a buckeroo and leave him feeling as though he could paw the white out of the moon.

[memento]

When a buckaroo tries to simulate fornication with his former buckaroo lover, he may have to go by way of the north pole or the equator, then flip his spouse over and do quickly what she hates.

[southendmd]

When voicing a grievance against an employer, the well-mannered buckaroo will do so whilst flinging one of the livestock in his care.

[Fran]

While entertaining a fellow buckaroo with a pretend bull ride around a campfire, the well-mannered buckaroo will let out a horselaugh or two.

def. = a loud laugh that sounds like a horse neighing [syn: hee-haw, ha-ha, haw-haw]

[Meryl]

A buckaroo who wishes to spread good will among his companions soon learns that a friendly grin can be infectious.