Messages From The Heartland

[ifyoucantfixit]

         Hey good looking, what ya got cookin.?         Its time to put up another poll, of what is it
or how crazy was I to even buy this....LOL         How are you doing?

[injest]

Hi David 

So this is where you've been hiding out!!

I was thinking about starting my own blog, but my diary entries would read something like:

Woke up
Ate Breakfast
Made Packed Lunches for Kids
Took Kids to School
Cleaned
Ironed
Brought kids home from School
Made tea
Read Harry Potter
Tucked Kids up in Bed
Flaked out in front of TV.

Hmmmm  how many times can I say that before I put everyone to sleep?  It's a great forum ... I've only just discovered it properly.  I can't believe how many posts Jess has in her blog ... no wonder she's up to 20,000+ already!!

Anyway, just popped by to say "Hi"

Love Susie

well you never know til you try...you are never gonna rack up the posts til you start your own blog...you can talk to yourself if you want to....like this...

Jess, did you lock the safe?

Of course I locked the safe! Don't I always?

I don't know! You could forget!

Don't you get snippy with ME young lady!!

PFFFT! Don't tell me what to do! I will snip if I want to!!

Not to me you won't!!

*a lively fight ensues*

well, maybe YOU could talk to yourself without the arguements....but you get my drift....

[David In Indy]

Hi David 

So this is where you've been hiding out!!

I was thinking about starting my own blog, but my diary entries would read something like:

Woke up
Ate Breakfast
Made Packed Lunches for Kids
Took Kids to School
Cleaned
Ironed
Brought kids home from School
Made tea
Read Harry Potter
Tucked Kids up in Bed
Flaked out in front of TV.

Hmmmm  how many times can I say that before I put everyone to sleep?  It's a great forum ... I've only just discovered it properly.  I can't believe how many posts Jess has in her blog ... no wonder she's up to 20,000+ already!!

Anyway, just popped by to say "Hi"

Love Susie

You left out "Walk Charlie"! You left poor Charlie off your list Susie!

I really glad you posted to my blog Susie! I hope you come back more often. You're welcome to post here anytime!! 

[David In Indy]

well you never know til you try...you are never gonna rack up the posts til you start your own blog...you can talk to yourself if you want to....like this...

Jess, did you lock the safe?

Of course I locked the safe! Don't I always?

I don't know! You could forget!

Don't you get snippy with ME young lady!!

PFFFT! Don't tell me what to do! I will snip if I want to!!

Not to me you won't!!

*a lively fight ensues*

well, maybe YOU could talk to yourself without the arguements....but you get my drift....

You really should start a blog Susie! I'll come over and read it! You could post your pictures in there and everything! 

But don't take Jess's advice. Only crazy people talk to themselves and I've seen Jess do it plenty of times!   

[David In Indy]

you are not gonna tell us the story?

What was IN your fridge?

Who put it there?

Why wasn't it rinsed off?

How sick did you get?

enquirering minds want to know!!

It was some tomatoes doused in pesticide. I brought them home and I assumed they had been rinsed off because somebody put them in the refrigerator.

NOT!!! 

[David In Indy]

I'm having issues....again!  

 

They have this new show on VH1. Apparently they are looking for a new model, but this time they are looking for a model who is not only beautiful but also smart. Okay. I'm cool with that.

The name of this new show is "America's Most Smartest Model" or something like that.

Does anyone see a problem with this? Now I'll be the first to admit I don't have the best command of the English language and I make all kinds of literary mistakes. But.... America's MOST Smartest Model?

Are they trying to mind f*ck us or something? This is just way too wierd. Don't you think?

[David In Indy]

         Hey good looking, what ya got cookin.?         Its time to put up another poll, of what is it
or how crazy was I to even buy this....LOL         How are you doing?

I will keep thinking about it Janice! I'll figure out some new poll to post.

It was pretty stupid to buy that calculator, wasn't it? It's even stupider because I haven't even opened it up yet. In fact, I'm not even sure where I put the damn thing! 

[ifyoucantfixit]

          Well evidently they don't have a high mark to jump over..  Even the shows judgement is
rather suspect.  That title is bad..........................?

[injest]

I can't believe I left my poor Charlie out ... bad mummy!! 

And as for that title ... if I was a model (if only), I'd be really insulted, they're obviously not expecting too much from even the smartest ones .... bloody cheek!

Susie

yeah! Bloody CHEEK my good man!!

[injest]

you takin' the mickey??

Toodle pip!
Susie 

ok see? now you are just making stuff up...