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Offline coffeecat33

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #130 on: December 13, 2006, 05:34:32 pm »
here ya go, Nicky. There's plenty of hang-over remedies around here.  ;)

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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #131 on: December 13, 2006, 07:51:44 pm »
Thanks Leslie... oooo, my head. I really should know better at my age...

I must say the service is excellent here at Chez David. I no sooner snap my fingers and weakly whimper for bananas than they appear!



Thanks love, over here... ooooo, it hurts. And when I've eaten all the bananas I can, with the rest I can make a hat...



...or a comedy mustache! :D



Is there no end to the uses of the humble banana??
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #132 on: December 13, 2006, 08:05:40 pm »
Nicky, Trevor is David Beckham's double. They do look a lot alike don't they?  ;)

Trevor has a small heart shaped birthmark on his upper left butt cheek. I've been told David doesn't... although I don't know for sure.

I wouldn't mind checking though!  :)

Thanks for your compliments on my service!


AS FOR A FEW OTHER PEOPLE HERE.....

Ya'll are mean!

Posting pictures of green people with spots. That's just downright evil.  ;)

Whatcha been doin'? Talking to Jess? She's trying to sabotage me!
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #133 on: December 13, 2006, 08:15:48 pm »
Honestly David NO! We wouldn't do that!  All we did was  rubbed the suntain lotion Lucise left on the fence on us!!
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #134 on: December 13, 2006, 08:16:32 pm »
Quote from: David925 on December 13, 2006, 08:05:40 pm
Trevor has a small heart shaped birthmark on his upper left butt cheek. I've been told David doesn't... although I don't know for sure.

David, my eyes had ceased to focus by that point so David could've had a birthmark the size of Texas on his arse and I wouldn't have noticed. ;)

Did you know that Trevor has the cutest little dimple right on his........(Nicky leans over to whisper in David's ear).
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #135 on: December 13, 2006, 08:48:39 pm »
yi yi yi... sorry I haven't been around.  Clarissa got wind I came in here and had me cleaning the compost piles out at the Groovy Club Gardens.

But wow, what guys !  when's the floor show?
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #136 on: December 13, 2006, 08:49:16 pm »
Quote from: Arad-3 on December 13, 2006, 08:15:48 pm
Honestly David NO! We wouldn't do that!  All we did was  rubbed the suntain lotion Lucise left on the fence on us!!

Well, that's okay then, I  guess.

But I need to make sure this never happens again.

Therfore I have been forced to hire some armed guards...






If they try to sneak back in here....Kitty Cat will make their day.
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #137 on: December 13, 2006, 08:51:20 pm »
Quote from: louisev on December 13, 2006, 08:48:39 pm
yi yi yi... sorry I haven't been around.  Clarissa got wind I came in here and had me cleaning the compost piles out at the Groovy Club Gardens.

But wow, what guys !  when's the floor show?

They have you cleaning compost piles? That doesn't sound like much fun.  :P

The floor show will begin shortly!  :D
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #138 on: December 13, 2006, 10:11:03 pm »
Quote from: David925 on December 13, 2006, 08:49:16 pm
Well, that's okay then, I  guess.

But I need to make sure this never happens again.

Therfore I have been forced to hire some armed guards...






If they try to sneak back in here....Kitty Cat will make their day.

just seems a little extreme...that's all I'm saying...
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Re: David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club
« Reply #139 on: December 13, 2006, 10:15:01 pm »
Quote from: David925 on December 13, 2006, 08:51:20 pm
They have you cleaning compost piles? That doesn't sound like much fun.  :P

The floor show will begin shortly!  :D

whew! that's good.  I warshed everywhere I could reach afterward too.  Do I still smell like mold and canteloupe rinds?
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