David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[Lumière]

Don't forget your new staffer, David. He'll keep on eye out for any security breaches in your club:

Sorry lads .. your "new staffer" (NOT!) is currently occupied ..!
So do not disturb .. please!    Shoo..go away! 

[Lumière]

Milli, NOW I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY CLUB! 

(She's soooo jealous)

You've forced me to take drastic measures.

I'm sorry but I have no choice but to unleash my attack kiitens on you!  .... 

Oh..so that's what you have resort to ..?
Attack kittens? PUH-LEASE!!
I am just quaking in my boots .. shaking like a leaf, I am! 

*Lucise turns away and focuses her attentions on Daniel Craig..*    

[Kelda]

Milli, NOW I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY CLUB! 

(She's soooo jealous)

You've forced me to take drastic measures.

I'm sorry but I have no choice but to unleash my attack kiitens on you!  .... 

  (so cute!)

[Kerry]

Sorry lads .. your "new staffer" (NOT!) is currently occupied ..!
So do not disturb .. please!    Shoo..go away! 

That's Daniel's ex-BOYfriend in that bed with him! He is VERY feminine!!! Daniel ditched him for me. Wish he'd stop telling me how much I remind him of his ex!!! Here's another pic of Daniel with the same fella! I told you he was feminine!!!

[Lumière]

Daniel ditched him for me. Wish he'd stop telling me how much I remind him of his ex!!!

No, uncool non-5000+ person ..  like I said before .. Il est mine!! 
Here is Daniel relaxing on my yacht, thinking on how he can stop the rumours that Kerry has started .. 



Since I am in a generous mood just now, I'll say one thing:
 if you are very nice to me, I can let you borrow him for an hour a month, no more .. no less, take it or leave it! 

[coffeecat33]

Meanwhile, as you all are fighting over Daniel Craig, Jake and I steal away into the night for some steamy sex.

[injest]

Meanwhile, as you all are fighting over Daniel Craig, Jake and I steal away into the night for some steamy sex.

man I have the BEST response to this but I just can't bring myself to post it...*sigh*

Dang this lady stuff....but I AM a lady so I will refrain...must uphold myself as THE moral one up in this SAD place....come Milli....lets leave them to wallow in the mud

YES you can bring Craig...just throw the sheet around him and come on...

[coffeecat33]

Well if you are leaving then never mind this post. But in the future, if you are going to have a cat fight, I suggest charging admission - you may need the extra cash some day for the lawyers - or the exterminators.

[acoustic man]

Don't be too confident these are not just ordinary kitties, these are laser cats!!!!!

[Kerry]

You can have Daniel! He was terrible in bed! Just take a look at him with that girly-man above. Look who's on top!!!   (That's it, Daniel! Now, just bend your knees and rest your heels on my shoulders! Aaaaah!!!  ) Meet my new boyfriend Matthew (Pride & Prejudice) Macfadyen! Hands off, ladies!