David's Exclusive 2000 Posts Or Less Club

[Kerry]

Oh No!!!! She only gave me two cans of it. Regular and Texas sized.

I guess I'll have to conserve it, won't I? At least until Dottie gets back.

I'll try to spray less of it the next time Jess comes in here. A half squirt directly to the face ought to do it! 

Psst, David, my spies tell me that Jess is in consultation with the manufacturers of that spray, who are developing an antidote, just for her to use when she visits your club. 

Promise you won't tell her I told you.            

[injest]

PULEEZE!

Like I am just DYING to come into your tawdry, sordid, seedy, run down, rat infested, roach motel!!

HUMPH!

[David In Indy]

PULEEZE!

Like I am just DYING to come into your tawdry, sordid, seedy, run down, rat infested, roach motel!!

HUMPH!

You must be Jess!

Every time I turn around you're back in here again. 

    

[injest]

You must be Jess!

Every time I turn around you're back in here again. 

    

its like a car wreck...I don't WANT to look...just can't help myself...

Is that a possum I see waddling down the hall??

[David In Indy]

its like a car wreck...I don't WANT to look...just can't help myself...

Is that a possum I see waddling down the hall??

Probably. The place has really gone downhill since Dottie went on vacation.

Hey Jess, go catch it and serve it up for dinner tonight at your club. Anything would be better than that rat gumbo you been serving in there. 

[Kerry]

Probably. The place has really gone downhill since Dottie went on vacation.

Hey Jess, go catch it and serve it up for dinner tonight at your club. Anything would be better than that rat gumbo you been serving in there. 

Yikes, watch out, David! That's no possum! It's a Tasmanian Devil! And he's dangerous!    

<Hmm, wonder how an Australian Tasmanian Devil found its way to Indiana>

[David In Indy]

Yikes, watch out, David! That's no possum! It's a Tasmanian Devil! And he's dangerous!    

<Hmm, wonder how an Australian Tasmanian Devil found it's way to Indiana>

Jess must have gone outside and caught it and brought it in here.

She's desperate to destroy my beautiful club. 


Get out of here Jess!



Shoo!

*cough* *cough*

Man! That spray STINKS!! No wonder Jess doesn't like it! 

[David In Indy]

I've been noticing some of our newer members peeking in my club and I thought I should explain something to you all. I posted a disclaimer about this club when I first opened it many moons ago, but since that was a long time ago, maybe I should mention this again.....


We are all good friends here! Everything you read here is simply some friendly teasing between friends.

Don't take it seriously, okay??/

It's all in jest!   

Get it? It's all IN JEST?? IN JEST??? INJEST??? JESS??   

  

Okay, never mind. What I'm trying to say is, Jess and I are really good friends and we think very highly of each other. It's the same thing with Kerry and Dottie (dot-matrix).

DON'T TAKE ANYTHING YOU READ HERE SERIOUSLY!!!

And you are welcome to join in if you want to! 

(Just be prepared, because Jess is very quick with the come backs!)   

[injest]

huh?? We are just joking???!!

oh!

 









 












 

now if you new members are looking for a CLASSY place...I would suggest the 5000 plus club....THAT is the premiere establishment here at Bettermost

[David In Indy]

huh?? We are just joking???!!

oh!

 









 












 

now if you new members are looking for a CLASSY place...I would suggest the 5000 plus club....THAT is the premiere establishment here at Bettermost

See what I mean you all? She's quick with her come backs. How long did it take this time? 2 minutes? You gotta be really quick if you're gonna tangle with miss Jess! 

Fortunately I've had a lot of practice. Oh by the way, the 5000 club IS premiere. It was the first club in the history of BetterMost to require immunization shots before you walk in!