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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #500 on: May 31, 2007, 09:42:06 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #501 on: May 31, 2007, 09:46:43 am »

Here's another gorgeous photo of two lil Jack & Ennis look-alikes, Jack on the right and Ennis on the left. Up to some mischief by the look of it.  :-*   :-*   :)

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #502 on: May 31, 2007, 04:36:48 pm »
Here's another gorgeous photo of two lil Jack & Ennis look-alikes, Jack on the right and Ennis on the left. Up to some mischief by the look of it.  :-*   :-*   :)



Well, if they have to climb up a tree to do what ever it is they're gonna do, it MUST be pretty bad Kerry.

..... or kinky.  8)
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #503 on: May 31, 2007, 10:17:05 pm »
ever lose faith in your Doctor  ???  Not a good moment   ::)

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #504 on: May 31, 2007, 10:25:13 pm »
Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only During the Holidays   

(warning this is rude, naughty and perverse if, like me, you have your mind in the gutter  ;) )


 :o I prefer breasts to legs.

 :o Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

 :o Smother the butter all over the breasts!

 :o If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

 :o I've never seen a better spread!

 :o I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

 :o Are you ready for seconds yet?

 :o It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

 :o Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
 
 :o Don't play with your meat.
 
 :o Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

 :o Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once
 
 :o I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
 
 :o You still have a little bit on your chin.

 :o How long will it take after you put it in?

 :o You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

 :o Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
 
 :o That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
 
 :o I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning and finally I'm full!

 :o Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!


 :laugh: I may NEVER be able to sit through another holiday meal with a straight face EVER again  :laugh:
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #505 on: June 01, 2007, 12:36:02 am »
ever lose faith in your Doctor  ???  Not a good moment   ::)


 :laugh: That is an absolute hoot, Dottie! I am laughing out loud here, in Sydney, Australia!  :laugh:

I'll be distributing that one here at work (a hospital!!!)  :laugh:
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #506 on: June 01, 2007, 12:58:31 am »
Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only During the Holidays   

 :laugh:     :laugh:     :laugh:

Here's the guy to whom all those quotes could probably be attributed!  :laugh:

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #507 on: June 01, 2007, 01:00:18 am »

Dare to be different!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #508 on: June 01, 2007, 01:02:24 am »
 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #509 on: June 01, 2007, 01:27:50 am »
 :laugh: Good ones Kerry
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