The Aussie version of creation...
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbecues.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day. On the
Second Day, God created water ~ foe surfing, swimming and barbecues
on the beach.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day. On the
Third Day, God created the Earth to bring forth plants ~ to provide
malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbecues.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day. On the
Fourth Day, God created animals and crustaceans for chops, steak,
sausages and prawns for barbecues.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day. On the
Fifth day, God created a bloke ~ to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,
drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at bbq's.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day. On the
Sixth Day, God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie.
So God created Mates and God saw that they were good blokes.
God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day. On the
Seventh Day, God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard
the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the
Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and
God saw it was good ~ well almost good.
God saw that the Blokes
were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas ~
clean the house, bear the children, wash and cook and clean the barbie.
God saw that it was nor just good, it was better than that, it was
B****y Good !!
. . . . IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!