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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2900 on: October 14, 2008, 05:37:40 pm »
Katie, and only rum was left?

Read it again Artiste......for all the rum, and other alcohol that was taken on board, there was NONE left, but there was still plenty of water left.....

......so we know what they were drinking all the time......and it was not H2O....
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2901 on: October 14, 2008, 05:47:59 pm »
Merci katie !

Guess that they were drunk all those times!


I wonder if they became healthier, than drinking that water?

Or is booze safer?

Booze sure rock that boat! Wondering if a movie was made of that ?

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2902 on: October 15, 2008, 03:45:10 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2903 on: October 15, 2008, 11:20:31 am »
Interesting for both of us, Sue, seeing we both have sailors in our families. It was emailed to me by a friend this morning. I have no way of knowing if it's true or not.

I hope it is because I am going to entertain my kids with it tonight.

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2904 on: October 15, 2008, 06:40:34 pm »
I hope it is because I am going to entertain my kids with it tonight.

Well, I decided to inform my hubby of my new found information about "Brass monkeys"......I did not have the text in front of me, so I was telling him from memory, and was fumbling my way through it, remembering something I should have said earlier, like the important part that they called the bloody things "monkeys".....so added that in to make sure he got that point......I kept looking at him to see if he was listening, and he seemed to be, although he was not making any comment......and it took me twice as long to explain the story as Kerry did....and finally I got to the part of "and thats why they say, freeze the balls off a brass monkey".......and waited for his comments.

He rolled his head towards me, and with blank face said......."Well, thats the most important piiece of information I have heard all year"......

Oh.....I couldn't leave it at that.....so I said......"But YOU didn't know that did you?....you really did not know that is how that saying came about did you?......isnt it amazing the infromation I can learn from my freinds on Bettrmost.......isn't it......isn't it....."

To shut me up, he said "Yes, it is bloody amazing"........and he rolled his eyes.....just like this... ::) ::) ::)

But......I bet one day, I just bet, that one day, I will hear him repeat that story to someone......I just know he will....
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2905 on: October 15, 2008, 11:28:08 pm »

This is more interesting than funny, but amusing in places . . . . .

1908

This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1908. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the year 1908 :

The average life expectancy was 47 years.

Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.

The average wage in 1908 was 22 cents per hour.

The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year.

A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.

More than 95 percent of all births took place at home .

Ninety percent of all doctors had no college education. Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."

Sugar cost four cents a pound.

Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.

Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.

Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.

The five leading causes of death were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhoea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke

The American flag had 45 stars.

The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30.

Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea had not yet been invented.

There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write.

Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind,regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."

Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help.

There were about 230 reported murders in the entire U.S.A.

I forwarded this from someone else without typing it myself, and sent it to you and others all over the world, in a matter of seconds!

Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years.

IT STAGGERS THE MIND!!!!!!!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2906 on: October 16, 2008, 06:36:38 am »
That sure does stagger the mind Kerry.......

I have often wondered what it will be like in 100yrs time.......what has not been invented yet, that people will have to have, because they cannot live without it.....

Its pretty scarey.
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2907 on: October 16, 2008, 08:11:26 pm »
I collect some of those ledgers where a farmer paid so much for a cow, a bull, a pig, etc., and find that fun to review those past times, like you show !

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2908 on: October 16, 2008, 08:18:34 pm »
Well, I decided to inform my hubby of my new found information about "Brass monkeys"......I did not have the text in front of me, so I was telling him from memory, and was fumbling my way through it, remembering something I should have said earlier, like the important part that they called the bloody things "monkeys".....so added that in to make sure he got that point......I kept looking at him to see if he was listening, and he seemed to be, although he was not making any comment......and it took me twice as long to explain the story as Kerry did....and finally I got to the part of "and thats why they say, freeze the balls off a brass monkey".......and waited for his comments.

He rolled his head towards me, and with blank face said......."Well, thats the most important piiece of information I have heard all year"......

Oh.....I couldn't leave it at that.....so I said......"But YOU didn't know that did you?....you really did not know that is how that saying came about did you?......isnt it amazing the infromation I can learn from my freinds on Bettrmost.......isn't it......isn't it....."

To shut me up, he said "Yes, it is bloody amazing"........and he rolled his eyes.....just like this... ::) ::) ::)

But......I bet one day, I just bet, that one day, I will hear him repeat that story to someone......I just know he will....

You'd better check Wikipedia, Sue. (Google 'brass monkey'), before Bob does.
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2909 on: October 16, 2008, 08:22:21 pm »
Hey.....Ive told the story now, so I'm sticking to it...... ::)

Half price Viagra....???......Does that mean it only half works...????......

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