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Jeff Wrangler:
Thanks, Paul!  ;D

Used to love Jim Stafford. I remember him once saying his folks were Frisbeeterians: They believe that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it back down.  ;D

Jeff Wrangler:
OK, here's my contribution. I guess it qualifies as Country. ...

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can

(I guess I sorta had a crush on Mac Davis. Liked his curly hair. ...  ;D )

loneleeb3:

--- Quote from: sfericsf on May 01, 2007, 10:07:10 pm ---Wanna find out in Estes Park?  :D  :D  :D

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Damn it! I miss all the good stuff!!!!  >:(

injest:

--- Quote from: loneleeb3 on May 02, 2007, 04:09:38 pm ---Damn it! I miss all the good stuff!!!!  >:(

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not to worry...we got an insider with spy cameras...you want me to put you on the list for the DVD?

 8) :-X :-X :-X :-X

Jeff Wrangler:

--- Quote from: injest on May 02, 2007, 06:50:36 pm ---not to worry...we got an insider with spy cameras...you want me to put you on the list for the DVD?

 8) :-X :-X :-X :-X

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Word does get around. ...  :laugh:

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