You have no luggage?
The luggage I have was damaged on my last trip, and it's over 20 years old anyway.
So Kohl's is having a sale. On top of the sale prices, if you use your Kohl's credit card (I don't have one, but my mom does) you get an extra 30% off.
So she and I will hit Kohls on Friday, and she'll charge the luggage, and I'll pay her for them so I get the sale price.