Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1698051 times)

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3690 on:** December 16, 2006, 10:45:03 pm »

Carmen

Please eat my bananas!

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #3691 on:** December 16, 2006, 10:47:41 pm »

CLEAR SLICK:

%%Rouses self. Slowly, slowly builds to a crescendo....%%

Did...someone call my name?? I...I...yes!!...I am here!!! You can't just turn me on and off like a spigot...but, somehow, I often appear!! Just when you least expect me!! And before you know it, I am overflowing!! YES!!! I will be!!! I am!! The! Real! Deal!

Daniel · « **Reply #3692 on:** December 16, 2006, 11:02:59 pm »

JACK:

((momentarily distracted from their conversation regarding clear slick))

**Ennis, ya hear somethin'... there's a woman singin' in those woods. Least, I think she's singin'. Maybe she's hollerin' in pain.**

((A pause as Jack listens))

**Somethin' 'bout bananas.**

Mikaela · « **Reply #3693 on:** December 17, 2006, 06:24:47 am »

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Where am I? How did we get here? What is this place? Monroe are we dreaming? What have we been doing?

MONROE:

(( Getting to his feet once more, trying for dear life to *stay* on his feet - a difficult task when his shoe soles are slippery with ....slick? Body butter? At any rate..... ))

We haven't been doing a whole lot yet, my bright, Bright Angel, but I mean to remedy that!

((Glides closer))

Now stand completely still, dearest. Your draperies are lovely but I think it's time to pull all these curtains of yours and see if the window behind can somehow be opened......

(( Hears oinking outside and turns in time to see three little cute pink pigs flying by the apartment's real window ))

Huh! Weird! I thought flying pigs should be quacking this time of year?

((After much tugging and pulling and curtain rod avoidance, manages to eventually remove ALMA's voluminous curtains ))

(( Stares in awe ))

Aahhhh! Oooh! **gulp** You look ravishing in that lacy chemise, honey. Irresistible! Let's just put these masses of fabric over to the side..... in fact, let's make a soft little love nest from them right here in the corner, and.......

(( Slips on banana peel and goes crashing to the floor, buried under green velvet ))

** Well honestly! I think this isn't as much a dream as a total nightmare! **

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3694 on:** December 17, 2006, 01:06:08 pm »

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3695 on:** December 17, 2006, 01:07:38 pm »

little piglet

Wait fer me!!

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3696 on:** December 17, 2006, 01:14:43 pm »

Ennis

I'm all slicked up 'n ready t' go, cowboy. I jes' need some music t' put me in the mood.

Hankerin 'fer some real Cowboy Music?

http://www.freewebs.com/buckthebigman/index.htm

Saddle up with Buck ”The Big Man”!
“I’m a rootin, tootin, sixgun shootin, yodeling cowhand!”
(courtesy of Wylie Gustafson)

Mikaela · « **Reply #3697 on:** December 17, 2006, 02:53:45 pm »

MONROE:

(( Digs himself out from under all the velvet, by now feeling embarrassed as hell ))

** This is such an upside-down world, I'd better have myself some really stiff shots of whiskey soon. Perhaps that'll make me stay on my feet! If not, at least it'll calm my nerves!**

(( Looks up at ALMA, who's remained standing silent, unmoving, watching him intently, a quizzical expression on her face ))

** gulp **

You're *beyond* sexy, angel dear. You make my knees go so weak, I've got no chance getting up from the floor. I'd just crumble on the floor and fall on my butt AGAIN!

((Pats the floor, voice soft and tender))

Please..... come here to me, dear? The curtains are so soft..... sit down right here next to me.....

(( Notices something lying on the floor ))

Oh, and do you want a banana?

((Groans at the unintentional innuendo ))

** I swear, I'll take a wow of silence! **

(( While ALMA inexplicably stands still and remains unresponsive despite her scorching looks, there's sudden commotion outside the window.))

Hey! The flying pigs are congregating outside the window to watch us! I just *knew* something would happen to botch my big seduction scenario. We can't get anything on with an oinking, panting, snuffling, staring audience! Oh, shoot!

Quote from: coffeecat33 on December 17, 2006, 01:06:08 pm

Arad-3 · « **Reply #3698 on:** December 17, 2006, 04:24:50 pm »

ALMA~

**Alma has been watching Monroe can't help but giggle over his nervousness . She herself is feeling a confidence and a sexual desire that she has never felt before! She is feeling alive again, she feels beautiful. Right now she does'nt care if flying pigs or flying Ennis's are outside the window!

(( trying to control her giggleing))
Monroe try to relax darling! How about pouring us a glass of champagne!

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3699 on:** December 17, 2006, 04:28:36 pm »

Ennis

Jack, I half t' say, your pants are lookin' mighty good. Now take 'em off!

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