Shakesthegrounds Rumblings

[CellarDweller]

rotflmao!  Oh that's great!

as for coffee, never started, never will.  Tried it a few times, don't like the taste.

Hot chocolate does it for me.

[Shakesthecoffecan]

You know I love chocolate, but I don;t like chocolate cake. I don't like the way it tastes, and of course that is bakers chocolate which is a slightly different animal. I wonder what flavor cake Scott is getting?

[Scott6373]

I didn;t drink coffee until I was 31, and I have been playing catch up ever since.

Before I left from home this morning I called into the office to see what the lay of the land was. The agent who answered the phone is orginally from Mexico City and has a thick accent, but her Engish is better than mine.

She said: "Can I help you?"

And I fell off the train of thought and said "Uhhhhhhhhhhh......"

And she said: "If you are having ta-rouble es-peaking I can help you with that too!"

And we both busted out laughing. 

Truman...I so need to spend a year of my life living with you...I have a feeling I would learn a lot.

[Scott6373]

You know I love chocolate, but I don;t like chocolate cake. I don't like the way it tastes, and of course that is bakers chocolate which is a slightly different animal. I wonder what flavor cake Scott is getting?

I'm not a cake kinda guy

[jstephens9]

On the topic of "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" I found a rather funny picture that gives a representation of the concept. I will not display this picture here since it contains possibly offense material to anyone who happens to fit into the sensitive role. Here is the link, but remember you have been warned. Clicking on this link means that you are not offended  

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/7ff61fbb

[jstephens9]

And musically the concept could be represented by the song:

Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

[Shakesthecoffecan]

I LOVE that song. I have been in situations where I have been confronted with that temptation. My fantasy was to put karo syrup in the gas tank so they would be a hunnered miles away and stuck someplace.

I am evil. 

[Scott6373]

I LOVE that song. I have been in situations where I have been confronted with that temptation. My fantasy was to put karo syrup in the gas tank so they would be a hunnered miles away and stuck someplace.

I am evil. 

You're as evil as a kitten

[Shakesthecoffecan]

I'm not a cake kinda guy

How about an Apricot Cheese cake?

[Shakesthecoffecan]

Truman...I so need to spend a year of my life living with you...I have a feeling I would learn a lot.

Well, what'cha waitin' for cowboy? A matin' call?

Hey, that is two days in a row I have been able to use that quote.