Cryptoquips of Brokeback Mountain

[Meryl]

I was hopin' you'd be there. 


MV IS AFX FPMOS FZW AFX JR CEJ IMX ISFW MZ JIFJ WRRN NMQIJ ZRA GRE YSJ IS'W QR QSJ IMX JMNS MNRZ.

Y = B

[Ellemeno]

If he was alive and was to put his head in that door right now you bet he'd go get his tire iron.




New one:

"ILK MLOBLX ALBLX ZHNW KYOK," PONZ LWWNP

[Fran]

"Get beaver fever doin that," said Ennis.

Next:

UNYC N ERNM, RUSR RGM SC'E XCPPNG SRQQNCM NG MCHCSICQ.

X = G

[Meryl]

Like I said, Alma and me's gettin married in December. 


"XUBGIR," AWBR PWEV, "JG SLY FA W XFEVBI ABYFWYBLI KGUG. SLY W XBSFUG LFY JKWY YL RL."


I = N

[Fran]

"Friend," said Jack, "we got us a fuckin' situation here.  Got a figure out what to do."

Next:

KOHUH'N J EOHJR RVJEH SM USLHUKZM, ZLHU KOH VJIMPUZXJK. S FHK S EZIVP DSW SK IR UHJV MSEH.

[Ellemeno]

There's  a cheap place in Riverton, over the laundromat. I bet I could fix it up real nice.

Funny, I just used that second sentence a half hour ago. 

Next one:

JEMZXG, ZG UBG W FC WOO GEWG GZNC W KBVMX WEBMXCFWJS NWSCX ZG XB UBTTWNY UBBT.

[Meryl]

Christ, it got a be all that time a yours ahorseback makes it so goddamn good. 


XKGW YNAE CAY GSNE CKBE LRJQRRB RBBAY'Y NRMY YKAE CR QKY QSPPARE KLSFJ CAY LSD QCS QKY BS ESFLJ KLSFJ AJ EDYNRZAG SP YSVRJCABM...

[Ellemeno]

Jack slid his cold hand between Ennis's legs said he was worried about his boy who was no doubt about it dyslexic or something...

(That Jack sure knows how to talk purty...) 


Next one:

YRR GVYM YR OR AX YR YWML EVLS KWMMX

[Meryl]

Too late to go up to them damn sheep.    (Harder than it looked)


UGPQUO BWQDUPX TQ UKPO XDCJCWXPA N FRNHV FPNC TQ UKP FNQV NFTMP UKPB CTRRWQZ N RTZ TMPC ITC ZCDFX...


H = C

B = M

[Ellemeno]

Twenty minutes on they surprised a black bear on the bank above them rolling a log over for grubs...

Took a while. 


Next one:

XTHIX, AUCW CFMSZ QOWUSE'I HF XQZ QUIBHXOS THXQ BFZCRUFHO. EUMI EUF'X ZDBZMX QZ'SS ROJZ HX.