Brokeback Mountainopoly (a BetterMost original)

[Fran]

(J.W. whispers to Fran, "Shouldn't that be Roy Taylor's crappie house?    )

Holy mackerel!  You're absolutely right!  Where's the embarrassed emoticon? 

I'll delete and try again. 

[Fran]

With the help of Jeff Wrangler:

"Randall gives you the keys to Roy Taylor's cabin.  Advance to LAKE KEMP with the player of your choice."

Thanks, Jeff. 

[ifyoucantfixit]

               Your harmonica got bent when that mare threw ya.  Go back five spaces.

[ifyoucantfixit]

         And Jeff is that Roy Taylors crappie house or crappy house.??    hunh

[ifyoucantfixit]

         And another one:     You forgot to bring the drinkin whiskey.  Skip a turn.

[jstephens9]

Alma lets you know she saw you run out the door and grab and kiss Jack........move ahead 10 spaces to Divorce Court.........you get that over with so you can spend more time with Jack

[jstephens9]

You've landed on a time warp and suddenly you are in the Bettermost Forum..........you then know what Jack meant by "A Sweet Life"............advance 5 and you are at the Colorado BBQ with Jack

[jstephens9]

Alma blocks the way to Estes Park with her new husband and Laureen.........move back 3 spaces to find another route to the lodge........while moving back a sinkhole opens swallowing up Alma and crew which then advances you right into the lodge where Jack and your new Bettermost friends are waiting

[Kerry]

"You're having a major bad hair day after using too much peroxide. Hide it under your old red cowgirl hat and go back two spaces."

[Fran]

How about Brokeback Mountainopoly's Lightning Flat being the equivalent of Monopoly's Jail?

To that end:

"Go to Lightning Flat.  Go directly to Lightning Flat.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200."

=and=

"Get out of Lightning Flat free.  This card may be kept until needed or sold." 

(Young Jack would have loved one of these.)


And you know how there's the "Just Visiting" part on the Jail space, for when you land on there by a roll of the dice?  Well, it works for Lightning Flat:

Just Visiting Mrs. Twist 

I think I'm enjoying this way too much....