LaShawn and Randall prepare for the Childress Benefit Dinner they are about to attend....Randall - Lashie... where are my grey...
LaShawn - O my goodness! I hope that two-faced old bat, the so-called Mrs. Seemore is not at the benefit tonight! What a sour, gossip-mongering old trout! Do you know what she said about me at the bake sale last week??
Randall - I just need....
LaShawn - She said I was flirting with Teri Hinds' husband in church 2 Sundays ago!
Please! Granted, he is a fine specimen of manhood but I wouldn't be caught dead drooling over his very-broke behind!The nerve of the woman!
Randall - La..
LaShawn - If she shows up tonight, I'll strangle the silly bitch!
Oh, your grey trousers are in the laundry basket in the basement! But here, wear this one - ya look much better in these!
Randall - Oh, I li....
LaShawn - Randall, I've told you several times, don't just stand there looking stunned and staring at me, ya better learn to speak your mind!