Jake Jake Jake!

[dly64]

Here we go, matchmaking for Jakey..

I know she's spoken for ... but she would be WAY better than "Kiki" or Natalie. Sorry ... those two drive me nuts!

[delalluvia]

I didn't think she [Gwenyth Paltrow] was very attractive in that movie. She seemed to be 10 years older than Jake.

The big problem I had with 'Proof' was I waited the whole movie long to see the Gwenyth Paltrow character that Hal (Jake's character) had fallen in love with.  We never saw her.  We only saw the neurotic, difficult, frumpy, dullard genius daughter.  You wondered what the heck he saw in her that he put up with so much.

[Daniel]

This is the best part of Proof:

- Do you want me to go?
- Do you wanna go?                   
- I wanna stay here with you.
- Oh.
                   
Wanna spend the day with you,
if at all possible.
                   
I wanna spend
as much time with you as I can,
                   
unless I'm coming on way too strong
and scaring you,
                   
in which case
I'll begin back-pedaling immediately.
                   
How embarrassing is it if I say
last night was wonderful?

[delalluvia]

This is the best part of Proof:

- Do you want me to go?
- Do you wanna go?                   
- I wanna stay here with you.
- Oh.
                   
Wanna spend the day with you,
if at all possible.
                   
I wanna spend
as much time with you as I can,
                   
unless I'm coming on way too strong
and scaring you,
                   
in which case
I'll begin back-pedaling immediately.
                   
How embarrassing is it if I say
last night was wonderful?

My favorite part - aside from Jake taking his shirt off - was when the Gwenyth character sees Jake's Hal in the street and goes on this crazy tirade to her sister who had been doubting his existence - ranting and raving - and then Hal and the sister assume perfectly normal expressions and do a formal introduction to each other as Gwenyth's character flounces off in a dramatic huff.

[coffeecat33]

I'm still undecided about "Proof" On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give it a 5. I didn't really like it, but I didn't dislike it, either. The only part I really liked is - of course - when the two of them have sex.  IMO it shoulda been Gwyneth saying, "last night was wonderful!" to Jake!

The Donnie Darko photo made me think that in at least 3 films, "DD," "The Good Girl," and "Jarhead" Jake is masturbating. Tell you what, he has WWAAYYY too many people standing in line for him to ever have to do that by himself. Me! Me! ME!! I'm first in line to help him out!

I also wanted to identify myself as one of the girls, but I couldn't decide what! I'm Blue Eyes Girl, Pouty Lips Girl, the hair, the eyes, the lips, the white teeth - it all works - it's hot & it's smokin but then I look at those L-o-o-nng lovely fingers and I think about them moving over every inch of my skin and I tell you, it just does me in every time! I think I might be Full Body Girl or Maybe Those eyes, those lips, those hands girl.... it's just too much for one girl to decide!!
 cc33

[DeeDee]

Caption anyone?

[Daniel]

Caption anyone?

"My agent says that when I hold my right hand like this, the magazines sell like hotcakes."

[alec716]

"My agent says that when I hold my right hand like this, the magazines sell like hotcakes."

LOL   

[Lumière]

Well, right hand or not, Jake warshing will definitely sell magazines...

[notBastet]

Damn Milli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!