Unfortunately Kelda can't apply because she doesn't live in the United States Otherwise she would be my first choice.
(really happy tears!)
Aww Jack.. thankyou!
You're thinking about the wrong gay thingy Jess. Chuck will have to tell you about that story. This one sits on his front window and tells us where to go. You know how in The Amazing Race people always get lost when they are driving....well with Chuck's gay thingy we would never get lost.
No electronics are allowed! So you'll just have to make do with Chuck's other gay thingy!
Of course what I mean by that is his aptitude to charm people ( a la Mirna from TAR 5 and TAR 11) and therefore get them to give them directions or better yet come with them!!!
Apparently you CAN take roller skates tho... so if you wanna get about quick maybe thats an idea!!