**Ahh, this thread was my happy place for such a long time
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JBB, the errant butt cream, is finally back on set, having taken the even slower boat back from China via every goddamn port on the planet, searching for his warshrag.
He's feeling leaky and emotional and, as we know, is apt to break into song at such times. This time he's murdering Michael Buble's 'Home':
Another washing day
Has come and gone away
In Brokeback and Rome
But I want to go home
Maybe surrounded by
A million warshrags I
Still feel all alone
I just want to go home
Oh I miss you, Terry Cloth
And I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you
Each one a line or two
"I'm fine Terry, how are you?"
Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough
My words were starched and flat
And you deserve more than that
Another laundromat
Another thread count that
Is dangerously low
And I want to go home
Mmmm, I've got to go home
Let me go home
I'm just too far from where you are
I want to come home
And I feel just like I'm living some other butt cream’s life
It's like I just rolled outside
When every lid was snapped shut tight
And I know just why you could not
Come along with me
JBB was not your cream
But you always believed in me
Another washing day has come
And gone away
And even Riverton and Rome
And I want to go home
Let me go home
And I'm surrounded by
A million warshrags I
Still feel alone
Oh, let me go home
Oh, I miss you, Terry Cloth
Let me go home
I've had my fun
Terry, I'm done
I gotta go home
Let me go home
It will all be alright
I'll be home tonight
I'm coming back home