Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1965539 times)

Kelda · « **Reply #4610 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:27:59 pm »

CASSIE:

You know Cher, girls don't fall in love with ~~fun~~ umm... bad outfits!?!

Penthesilea · « **Reply #4611 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:01:49 pm »

Carl:

((stumbles in, totally confused))

Damn, why's everything so blurry here?

%%Must be those funny ciggs that sad cowboy over there smokes. He's pretty hot though. Wonder if he'd share his apples, err, I mean apple pie with me....%%

((cranes his head, keeps looking for Cassie))

Cassie, Caaaaaa-sssiiiiieeeee!

Mikaela · « **Reply #4612 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:14:19 pm »

MONROE:

((Peeks in the door with a dopey smile pasted on askew))

Hehehe. No, I don't think it's the funny cigs. Hehe-He gave me one....one...one.... and I'm feeling mellow, I can - I can- I can, can't I I can ....... see very clearly. Clearly. C-L-E-A-R-L-Y! Yepyep.

Yeah, I clearly see this increadibly hair-raising vision! So hold on to your hat, cowboy!

((Cringes in fear while snorting with laughter still))

((Pulls turban down over eyes and stumbles off into the night))

Penthesilea · « **Reply #4613 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:04:57 pm »

Carl:

%% OMG. Who's this guy in a turban?. Something is definitely strange here.
I feel a bit strange myself...
I keep seeing things...
Cher, RuPaul, the Turban guy....
And colors .... I can see colors! %%

%% I can feel the colors, I can feel the LOVE %%

%% I feel also mellow ... and mushy ...%%

((taps his foot))

%% I feel the urge... can't stop it.... I have to .....DANCE %%

Kelda · « **Reply #4614 on:** October 17, 2007, 06:14:43 pm »

Cassie: Phew - that smoke is good.
[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OAoWgenBkhY[/youtube]
But I can't get tooooooooo high - I get angry!

[youtube=425,350]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3FSWzmg0Y[/youtube]

saucycobblers · « **Reply #4615 on:** October 18, 2007, 08:31:29 am »

((Squinting and gingerly opening his lid to the bright Signal morning, JBB receives some unexpected but much longed-for news from his good friend CHER on the BAM set. There are rumours that the errant warshrag TERRY CLOTH has been sighted near Riverton...))

JBB (roused from his self-imposed exile):

**HOT DAMN!!! Could it... could it be that TERRY has come back to me? Might I even dare to hope that I might feel the joy of his freshly laundered loops against my lovelorn tubing once more?**

((JBB glances over at the slumbering walrus wedged uncomfortably in the rickety office chair in a Porta-cabin in downtown Signal))

**Well as much of thrill as it has been to attend to your chafing and sore bits Mr Aguirre, sir, I was only stayin' here in the hope TERRY CLOTH might look me up one summer and wanna go back up on Brokeback. And I gotta go wherever my warshrag winds up - no matter whose arse he's warshin'... See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!!**

((JBB makes a hasty exit from the cabin before the walrus awakes, and rolls as fast as a lil' tube o' butt cream can, along the dusty road to the Riverton set - as always, singing a little ditty to help him along the way (this one to the tune of Glen Campbell's 'Rhinestone Cowboy'):

**I've been walkin' these streets so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Signal
Where buffing's the name of the game
And butt creams get warshed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of exfoliatin'
On my road to warshrag datin’
But I'm gonna be where his wefts are layin' on me

Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria

Well, I really do mind the rain
But a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' JACK’S PANTS and they’re takin' the long way
And I cream of the butts I did
With a broken heart and a dollar tucked inside my lid
There's been a load of exfoliatin'
On my road to warshrag datin’
But I'm gonna be where his wefts are layin' on me

Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa
Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria

Like a shiny-tubed butt cream
Smoothin’ out on an ass in a star-spangled detox spa

FADE
Gettin’ smeared on the butt of Mr Andy Garcia
Or even Eva Longoria-a-a-a…**

Cher · « **Reply #4616 on:** October 18, 2007, 01:14:19 pm »

ME: Damn perfect timing for JBB to get back onset! I suppose he'll work on the other end. I don't want to look like an ass, and I need to save some face around here!

Maybe I can help JBB find that silly warshray...

saucycobblers · « **Reply #4617 on:** October 18, 2007, 01:19:59 pm »

JBB:

**Dammit woman! Leave some o' the good stuff in mah tube for mah brushed cotton beau!

Now CHER honeypie. WE go back a looooooong way and I'm sure I can count on you to help me find mah TERRY. Did I hear tell of a sighting of him around these here parts??**

LauraGigs · « **Reply #4618 on:** October 21, 2007, 05:29:56 pm »

ENNIS: (( Finishes drinkin tea — not sippin, mind you, cause he ain't queer. ))

%% With all the craziness around here, maybe I can sneak out the backdoor . . .

(The back, I mean. Sheeit.)

anyways, I can sneak out the back before that Cassie or whoever sees me . . . %%

Uhh, can I get the check please??

Daniel · « **Reply #4619 on:** October 23, 2007, 02:00:41 pm »

LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel overlooks the whole thing from her centrally placed production tower. She grabs up her megaphone))

**No! Nobody gets paychecks til the end of the movie/play/whatever. We have to keep the money for the special effects team for now.**

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