Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1965562 times)

Daniel · « **Reply #4321 on:** April 16, 2007, 11:30:50 pm »

JACK:

**Well hell, Ennis. Texas ain't too bad. It's close to the border, we can get away from it all once in a while. But if yer gonna insist on pigs flyin', well I'm not too sure I can do anything about that. Once saw a pumpkin chunkin' contest, but I think pigs would be a damn mess.**

((Angry at Ennis's anger.))

**Ah, just forget it. Ya never listen ta ma ideas anyway.**

Daniel · « **Reply #4322 on:** April 17, 2007, 06:00:45 pm »

JACK:

((As a couple (flock/gaggle/herd?) of flying pigs lands a few feet behind Ennis, Jack stops dead in his tracks.))

**Well whattaya know? Well I done seen 'bout everything, but I never seen no pig fly.... reckon we can start lookin' for that whiskey stream now?**

((Jack holds up his sockpocket.))

Think Ennis here is gettin' a little thirsty. ((Grin.))

LauraGigs · « **Reply #4323 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:44:05 am »

This lil' piggy went to Market...

LauraGigs · « **Reply #4324 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:44:49 am »

This lil' piggy stayed home...

LauraGigs · « **Reply #4325 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:45:48 am »

This lil' piggy had roast beef...

LauraGigs · « **Reply #4326 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:47:28 am »

And THIS lil' piggy done dropped Ennis off at the Wolf Ear Saloon!

Meryl · « **Reply #4327 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:56:39 am »

AUDIENCE MEMBER:

**That Ennis is such a cut-up! I love that guy!**

LauraGigs · « **Reply #4328 on:** April 19, 2007, 12:59:09 am »

%%Well I guess that was one way to end a campin' trip without a buncha blubberin' on Jack's part. How'm I gonna get a ride home from here though?%%

LauraGigs · « **Reply #4329 on:** April 19, 2007, 01:04:24 am »

%%Dang high-flyin' pigs droppin' me in through the ceilin' like this... my ass is sore for all the wrong reasons. Better go to the mens' room an' check it out.

(My own ass, that is...)%%

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